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Transcript[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago

I initially missed that Jon greeted Liz and wondered whether it was Lyman calling. Liz makes more sense but for some reason I find the Lyman option more entertaining.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 32 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 12 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That lady is 100% disappointed.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Well then maybe she, too, should get her some Garfieldubussy.

[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Does Garfield pass the Harkness test? Its for sure 2/3, just the debate of speaking vs thought bubbles.

[–] Damaskox@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

Haha what? πŸ˜‚

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 23 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

old meme is old

[–] Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 4 points 16 hours ago

Sounds like Liz is jealous

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you post this. Now I'm horny for lasagna.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 4 points 19 hours ago

As one should be.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Garfield is a hybrid gluttony and sloth demon and I will not abide this slanderous misidentification.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Objection!!!

You can be a fat, lazy fuck. That means gluttony, sloth and lust are all compatible your honor.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 10 minutes ago

You haven't presented any evidence of lust in the character. It's not even clear if he's neutered or not.

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 85 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

Horny for lasagna

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That hack fraud Jim Davis wishes he could write such an engaging comic.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I actually watched a youtube video years ago. Before Garfield he tried to be edgy in his comics, and found it hard to make a living.

This was in the 70s. Newspapers didn't want his edgy comics. So he went back and tried to make the most bland, boring, cringy comic he could with intentionally lame jokes.

Newspapers ate it up in the 80s, and it was a hit. So he made a new rule. No good writing allowed in Garfield. Make it as bland as possible to appeal to boring people.

And thats why he's either a millionaire, or a billionaire today.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 9 hours ago

Remember when he, at least allegedly, tried to end the comic? In my memory it feels pretty tame but at the age I was at the time it felt pretty edgy.

This is why the world is the way it is

[–] lime@feddit.nu 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

didn't peanuts start edgy? and popeye? and nancy? and archie?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Archie's always been edgy. I've seen a comic where one of them wore a gimp mask and leather underwear, while Veronica wore a corset, and held one of those stick whips, and said "Boys make good pets".

How much edgier do you want it???

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was pretty fucking edgy when it first came out in comic books.

They were more like turtle assassins than goofy teenagers looking for pizza

[–] YerLam@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Kids just don't get the right role models anymore...

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't lie. If you could turn being bland and dull into a billion dollars you would do it to.

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bland and Dull is what I have tattooed on my knuckles, and buddy am I raring to make a sandwich.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So is the D on your thumb or do you hold it in your hand?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

My first thought was that he doubled up with the l. Like "bl a n d" or "b la n d", but I have to admit that I like your ideas better.

Although, now that I think about it for a bit longer, I really feel like if you are going to tattoo the word bland, and use the double letter style, the double letter needs to be the n and d on the pinky finger: "b l a nd". With the 2 letters squeezed together and kind of trailing off and down the finger.

[–] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So this is why Bill Murray's voice always turns me on

I thought that was from watching the US Open on dmt

[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You're not fooling anyone, Kermit, you walk around naked. We know you don't have a dick.

He has a cloaca and you're just jealous. Orifice of kings that is.

[–] MattW03@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He does have a hole, thought. Just saying.

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[–] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 31 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Well too bad, already crossposted it

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

There's no laws against the garfield Batman

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 2 points 19 hours ago

Oh no Jonkler, don’t tell me.

[–] AuginTuga34@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Gotta get that Garfussy

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Man... it's too early for too much internet

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