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All the lies, the damned lies, and for what?
Okay as cryptic as possible, hmm, let me see... I encrypted everything and lost the keys?
I should have never deleted them.
My biggest regret is my biggest regret. Duh.
Veterinary syringes are "veterinary" for a reason
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What is this? A base64 encoded binary?
AES-256 baby. When I go cryptic, I go cryptic.
Salty
Choosing the university near my home village.
If you're still in secondary school, only apply to units far enough away that your parents will have no choice but to let you move out.
leaving the womb
Choosing the easier path when it really mattered
Should have been more brave that one summer.
Been there. Multiple times.
Right person, wrong time
Panicked at the wrong moment.
If only I had stayed for seconds on bacon that day
Shouldn't have looked
I shouldn't have gotten high and asked to suck his dick.
Hmm, that's pretty cryptic tho.
i feel like thats not that cryptic i can imagine how that would happen
i can imagine how that would happen
seems kinda gay
I should have gotten high and let her ride my hips.
Thanks OP, now the curiosity is killing me
YOU of all people should know
Following in my dadโs footsteps.
I should have never gone to that bookstore.
Same
If it wasn't for that horse I wouldn't of spent that year at college
The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, the candy corn.
Should've told her.
I should've said "No, Abso-fucking-lutely NOT".
Simultaneously it's saying things but also not saying things.
I should've travel to there when all the circumstances were on my side.
the way I ruined my nostrils, among other things
I should've known he was an iPad kid
First day on Earth
Shoulda realized we only liked shiny and new things
I met the All Thing but I listened to the voices
This happened some time ago, but I did something kinda bad/cringe and afterwards I thought "I really shouldn't have done that" and it haunts me to this day. That is my biggest regret.
The event
Taking Elsie to work that day in October.
Let the dog in the neighbors open door.
A half measure
Knowing what I don't know