“Babe! A new slur just dropped!”
this post was submitted on 23 May 2026
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That should be the very last thing he reads.
"Sorry not sorry that it was recorded." Why do they waste their time asking for forgiveness?
Luigi.
The Mario Bros of this world know that these rich fucks aren't being sincere.
The problem isn't even this particular pos, its that almost all rich people think this way.
They are SO HORNY at the thought of not paying wages.
It's not even that since they usually end up paying more for AI even when it produces far worse results. The rich just hold a contempt towards the working class and would rather the money they'd use for salaries go to their rich tech company friends in the form of AI-use invoices
Saying the quiet part out loud.
“Sorry I told you what I actually think”
Why do you think the US is repealing labor and safety laws? In the world that's coming, human life will be the cheapest resource.
Has he considered replacing saying things with eating shit and dying?
I hope he dies in a hotel fire
too kind. he should survive bankruptcy after having his identity stolen.
Oh good one! I like it
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Seven years guillotine. No trial.
Sorry he got caught.
For saying the quiet part outloud.
I had a boss that used to say shit like this. He would say we need to hire someone else to do something because I should be doing “higher value” work. He meant it as a compliment but I always felt it was kinda gross to think like that.
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He meant "vulgar pagans".
I love me some vulgar pagans. They're the best kind of pagans.