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submitted 3 hours ago by xia@lemmy.ca to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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...or you can just vibe-code-it back into existence wherever you need it.

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[–] SparroHawc@piefed.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Took me a bit. I was staring at it for a while thinking 'What part of this is socially awkward?'

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 hours ago

vibe code all the dependencies to avoid license infection

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

in-line all your code and avoid the linker :-)

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They played us absolute fools. int main() is the only function ever needed aside from loops, if you can't implement what you need, then your project is of the devil.

[–] SparroHawc@piefed.world 3 points 41 minutes ago (1 children)

IF and GOTO are the only flow control we need; everything else is for cowards.

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 2 points 32 minutes ago

spaghetti is delicious for a reason.