Huh

It's wild that, among other things, the sitting president of the United States fucked children.

This is conservative reality. If that isn't enough to get you to the polls to vote in whatever manner is most likely to end that reality, then you don't deserve to live in a democracy.

And pardoned convicted and accused goat fuckers.

Well, he was also accused by the goats.

I was thinking yesterday how I'm just so ashamed that the public at large has largely said, "Oh well!" and moved on to the next thing as they usually do. I guess I was stupid to think my fellow Americans would start a movement to get rid of all these fuckers.

Let’s also not forget that the alleged 🐐 fucker’s 🐐 fucking best friend wrote to someone else:

"I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

NPR

Not 5000. Over a million.

Being in the classified goatfucker chronnicles is baaaaaahd.

(I’ll walk myself out)

Don't forget that "alleged" goat fucker also managed to convince other people that drag queens were the REAL goat fuckers so they would harass and terrorise said drag queens based solely on his word.

Well it's not 0%.

Well actually if you look at the "evidence" it's actually a bunch of sheep getting fucked, not goats. Goat fucking is fucked up, but sheep fucking I can maybe look past. I'm actually way way more angry that you would confuse the two than I am angry at the sheep fucking itself.

My opinion is that social media algorithm polarised and poisoned everyone's minds. We have become corralled into our own different sets of reality. So, we only see what we want to see and not see what others see.

I know this is a shitpost, but honestly I think AOTUS was a trafficker who even out did Epstein. This is why Epstein and Trumplethinskin had a falling out. Epstein came sniffing around Maralago and saw that Trump was doing the same thing. They were competing child pimps.

... but you fuck one goat!

My boss spends the night at my place, and when we travel, we share a room. What are the odds we’re really just platonically close?

In this case however, they were accused by 30 different goats, not people

Did he get the DOW to top 50000? Does he stop Iran from getting the bomb? Did he support Israel and harken the Second Coming? If so; 0%. But even if 100%, idk.

-average evangelical

As an old proverb says. You can build a thousand bridges, but fuck one goat and yiu will be known as goat-fucker for the rest of the life

We must realize that nowadays the US is not a democracy anymore but a corporate plutocracy. The president is just another pawn of the elites, so its morals doesn't mean shit at the end of the day.