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[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

I'm in my 50s. I don't know anyone who has ever been taught to type.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

I learned touch typing as a result of MSN messenger, in the dark, with a keyboard that would slide under the desk. I think phone contracts have resulted in a lot of people younger than me not being able to touch type.

My cousin types far faster than me, and he credits Typing of the Dead for that skill.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 hours ago

Shifting of focus (eyes to keyboard then back to screen) can slow you down a lot. With computers I just stare at the keyboard and type. Problem with this is when something happens on the screen and the cursor is no longer where I think it is.
What I hate is the forced use of the mouse. Either make it all mouse or all keyboard navigable. In fact, with people having to use screen readers, all forms need to be keyboard navigable.

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I taught myself a personal typing style, because I found touch typing to be awkward, unpleasant and quite frankly shitty to follow.

So yeah, not okay with the implications that not knowing those lines means not knowing how to type.

[–] BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Whether you touch type per the formal method or not, if you don't know what the lines are for, ot means you weren't taught (or weren't paying attention) typing.

I was taught it in school in typing class, so the meme is accurate, but could be rephrased to something like: What do you mean you don't know that the lines are for? Are they not teaching that in school anymore?

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

It's not about not knowing how to type it's about not being /taught/ to type. Touch typing and the home row or whatever is what is formally taught.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I also don’t formally touch type but it’s just a meme.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 60 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (9 children)

The best typing training I ever got was IRC. You had to learn to type fast or some idiot wouldn't know how wrong he was.

This definitely prepared me for a career where 90% of my interaction with coworkers is via chat.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

it took me quite some time to learn not to automatically append ":D" at the end of messages in business chat

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I took typing lessons back in the mid ‘90’s, which was VERY uncommon for teens to do. When we got the first online multiplayer games, they only had text chat. I certainly had the fastest, foulest mouth in chat 😂

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I had a high school class in the mid-90s that taught you how to type. It was taught on typewriters.

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[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Arguing with strangers on the internet taught me more than any teacher ever could.

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

While I can also say IRC, wasn't anything like proving someone wrong, just keeping up with the speed of the conversation required being able to type without looking at the keyboard.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Yeah, for me it was all AIM chats, though I had a couple friends who used IRC. But if you wanted to be part of the conversation, you better know how to type. You wanna make a quip? Better be quick, because so does everyone else.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I need a new keyboard. Those little nubs are worn off mine and I'm constantly putting my fingers on the wrong keys unless I keep looking down at it.

[–] zatanas@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Put a small dot of clear nail polish or glue on the key to recreate the bump.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 hours ago

Hot glue applied via toothpick, problem solved.

[–] kaotic@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

The last keyboard I built, I went with blank keycaps to force myself to learn to fully use the keyboard without looking.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

I also can't spell

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 20 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Is anybody gonna tell this oblivious 30 year old who's not particularly bad at typing what the lines are for?

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 34 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So you can place your index fingers on the correct key without looking at the keyboard.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, the more you know. Cheers!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I don't see how one wouldn't naturally get that, no offense. I mean, if one didn't paticularly really ever use a keyboard and typed like gen-x or olders, with index fingers, sure.

But surely if you're 30 and used a keyboard all your life you don't need to look at the keyboard while typing..?

No offense. I may just be way overusing one since I was a teenager idk.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen an incredible number of people who were never taught to properly touchtype and where each finger goes and developed bizarre techniques to type with 4, 6, or 8 fingers that may be almost as fast as the proper one but horrendously non-ergonomic. Ubiquity of staggered layouts (instead of proper ortholinear) does not help — it's almost like it's begging to type Z with ring finger and X with middle one.

[–] wjrii@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I’m deep into my 40s, and I’m one of those. I can get up to 70 words per minute for short stretches, but it’s still a weird dance that combines muscle memory and hand-eye coordination.

I did learn just enough to know to hover my hands and keep my arms at a good posture, so I’ve never had any RSI from typing. That also may be partly because that I’m so inconsistent that I don’t get enough of the R for RSI, LOL.

[–] YeahToast@aussie.zone 2 points 12 hours ago

I touch type , and yes I figured out what the lines were for... But I definitely don't use them as reference points when I'm typing.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago

Doesn't really have to do whether youre good or bad. When they teach you officially, they show you that the j and f are the home row where your index fingers go. If you're self taught you might not know that and that's totally fine as long as you can still type.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Wow, they really don't teach you kids typing anymore, huh.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago

I grew up with a computer in the 80s and for years i would stare at the keyboard while mentally keeping track of what I was typing.

I took keyboarding in middle school and learned to touch type but it took years of practice to break the habits I formed as a child.

Now I'll be typing something and my husband will walk in so I'll pause and look over to see what he needs. One time he said "don't stop on my account" so I started typing again while staring at him.

I can hold a full conversation while doing this but have to slow down to around 60wpm to avoid transcribing the conversation.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

That's the nipples. You rub em and the keyboards like 'hey fj r over here!'

[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

As my 13yo would say, "why? I can just voice to text"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

For when you need to do an assignment due the next day but your roommate keeps yelling at you to shut the fuck up already because they are trying to sleep while you slowly dictate the introduction to your 5 page essay, which then gets you kicked out of your class because you missed removing a few of the "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"s that your voice to text helpfully added for you.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 154 points 1 day ago (29 children)

Just showing off, excuse me

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 273 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, username checks out.

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 1 day ago

Genuinely made me laugh

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 24 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (8 children)

They don't teach typing anymore. Which is like. Makes zero sense.

I see college kids typing out essays with two index fingers.

No one learns typing unless forced. It's super boring.

They need to make it mandatory in public schools. Or future generations will be unable to type properly.

I learned it back in like 8th grade or something.

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

People look at me like I'm taking crazy pills when I bring up The Typing of the Dead. Literally House of the Dead with a keyboard. You type or you die. It brings that Dark Souls energy to Mavis Beacon's doorstep.

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 47 points 22 hours ago (11 children)

As a blind computer user I'm shocked at how many people forget touch typing exists. I learned earlier than most, by necessity, and didn't have to take the then-mandatory keyboarding classes in middle school.

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I was never told, but I always assumed it was to orient yourself without looking, and that's where the index fingers go when hands are resting on the keyboard.

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