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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago* (last edited 2 minutes ago)

To make it really easy to know where U and H are, because you never want to be unable to type uhhhhh without looking at the keyboard

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[–] bizza@lemmy.zip 1 points 28 minutes ago

I was required to take typing classes in middle school, and the teach put cardboard over our hands

[–] J92@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I learned touch typing as a result of MSN messenger, in the dark, with a keyboard that would slide under the desk. I think phone contracts have resulted in a lot of people younger than me not being able to touch type.

My cousin types far faster than me, and he credits Typing of the Dead for that skill.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm in my 50s. I don't know anyone who has ever been taught to type.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 21 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

30's, and we definately had typing lessons and practice in Information Technology classes.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 hours ago

Shifting of focus (eyes to keyboard then back to screen) can slow you down a lot. With computers I just stare at the keyboard and type. Problem with this is when something happens on the screen and the cursor is no longer where I think it is.
What I hate is the forced use of the mouse. Either make it all mouse or all keyboard navigable. In fact, with people having to use screen readers, all forms need to be keyboard navigable.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 66 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (9 children)

The best typing training I ever got was IRC. You had to learn to type fast or some idiot wouldn't know how wrong he was.

This definitely prepared me for a career where 90% of my interaction with coworkers is via chat.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

it took me quite some time to learn not to automatically append ":D" at the end of messages in business chat

[–] FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 12 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I took typing lessons back in the mid ‘90’s, which was VERY uncommon for teens to do. When we got the first online multiplayer games, they only had text chat. I certainly had the fastest, foulest mouth in chat 😂

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

I had a high school class in the mid-90s that taught you how to type. It was taught on typewriters.

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[–] Don_alForno@feddit.org 12 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Arguing with strangers on the internet taught me more than any teacher ever could.

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[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Playing MUDs felt like an advanced typing course to me. Especially before scripts and shit became available in the front end. Running around, going through attacks, spells, changing stances, running back to town, roleplaying with other players, reading description text and needing to figure out if a had to go through or climb something and it would get real fun if someone was fighting a mob in the room you entered. Raids and stuff were just insane. Trying to keep up with everything and typing constantly without using the mouse for anything. I haven’t thought about playing those games for a long time, thanks for the walk down memory lane!

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

While I can also say IRC, wasn't anything like proving someone wrong, just keeping up with the speed of the conversation required being able to type without looking at the keyboard.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Yeah, for me it was all AIM chats, though I had a couple friends who used IRC. But if you wanted to be part of the conversation, you better know how to type. You wanna make a quip? Better be quick, because so does everyone else.

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[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I taught myself a personal typing style, because I found touch typing to be awkward, unpleasant and quite frankly shitty to follow.

So yeah, not okay with the implications that not knowing those lines means not knowing how to type.

[–] BedbugCutlefish@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Whether you touch type per the formal method or not, if you don't know what the lines are for, ot means you weren't taught (or weren't paying attention) typing.

I was taught it in school in typing class, so the meme is accurate, but could be rephrased to something like: What do you mean you don't know that the lines are for? Are they not teaching that in school anymore?

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

It's not about not knowing how to type it's about not being /taught/ to type. Touch typing and the home row or whatever is what is formally taught.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I also don’t formally touch type but it’s just a meme.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I need a new keyboard. Those little nubs are worn off mine and I'm constantly putting my fingers on the wrong keys unless I keep looking down at it.

[–] zatanas@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Put a small dot of clear nail polish or glue on the key to recreate the bump.

[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 hours ago

Hot glue applied via toothpick, problem solved.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 20 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Is anybody gonna tell this oblivious 30 year old who's not particularly bad at typing what the lines are for?

[–] bountygiver@lemmy.ml 37 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

So you can place your index fingers on the correct key without looking at the keyboard.

[–] cockmushroom@reddthat.com 9 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Huh, the more you know. Cheers!

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[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

Doesn't really have to do whether youre good or bad. When they teach you officially, they show you that the j and f are the home row where your index fingers go. If you're self taught you might not know that and that's totally fine as long as you can still type.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Wow, they really don't teach you kids typing anymore, huh.

[–] kaotic@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

The last keyboard I built, I went with blank keycaps to force myself to learn to fully use the keyboard without looking.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 hours ago

I also can't spell

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 21 points 18 hours ago

I grew up with a computer in the 80s and for years i would stare at the keyboard while mentally keeping track of what I was typing.

I took keyboarding in middle school and learned to touch type but it took years of practice to break the habits I formed as a child.

Now I'll be typing something and my husband will walk in so I'll pause and look over to see what he needs. One time he said "don't stop on my account" so I started typing again while staring at him.

I can hold a full conversation while doing this but have to slow down to around 60wpm to avoid transcribing the conversation.

[–] w3ird_sloth@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

That's the nipples. You rub em and the keyboards like 'hey fj r over here!'

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 157 points 1 day ago (29 children)

Just showing off, excuse me

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 275 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, username checks out.

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[–] kboos1@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

As my 13yo would say, "why? I can just voice to text"

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago

For when you need to do an assignment due the next day but your roommate keeps yelling at you to shut the fuck up already because they are trying to sleep while you slowly dictate the introduction to your 5 page essay, which then gets you kicked out of your class because you missed removing a few of the "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"s that your voice to text helpfully added for you.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 24 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (8 children)

They don't teach typing anymore. Which is like. Makes zero sense.

I see college kids typing out essays with two index fingers.

No one learns typing unless forced. It's super boring.

They need to make it mandatory in public schools. Or future generations will be unable to type properly.

I learned it back in like 8th grade or something.

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

People look at me like I'm taking crazy pills when I bring up The Typing of the Dead. Literally House of the Dead with a keyboard. You type or you die. It brings that Dark Souls energy to Mavis Beacon's doorstep.

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[–] MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

I was never told, but I always assumed it was to orient yourself without looking, and that's where the index fingers go when hands are resting on the keyboard.

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 48 points 23 hours ago (11 children)

As a blind computer user I'm shocked at how many people forget touch typing exists. I learned earlier than most, by necessity, and didn't have to take the then-mandatory keyboarding classes in middle school.

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