this post was submitted on 22 May 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Oh no! Now my everyTHING bagel is an everyWHERE bagel!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No I don’t like everywhen bagels. Too much thyme.

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

I appreciated this

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey I was eating that rich guy

[–] shath@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

happy revolution to the ground

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

now who's got the beans on they face

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's lentils actually

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago

Those stray corn kernels... they're now popped! Thank you!

popcorn-time

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

now it's in BITS

[–] Civility@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, i was eating pop rocks

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you're now covered in pop rocks saruman-orb

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

YER WELCOME

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

feral-hog thank you for making my slop extra sloppy

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 2 weeks ago

fuck you I'm callin the cops

you should explode them instead