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My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab's arm, a whole crab.
What's the original template? I don't understand what's going on.
Hes sitting in the cuck chair
Sorry, I must be daft because this isn't my type of porn (?). So the husband = the programmer and they're getting turned on by their project about to be railed by Claude Code's ~~BBC~~ BAIC and the project is finding it weird? Is this the scenario?
More or less yeh