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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 57 minutes ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 5 points 43 minutes ago

My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab's arm, a whole crab.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 1 points 21 minutes ago (1 children)

What's the original template? I don't understand what's going on.

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 3 points 15 minutes ago (1 children)

Hes sitting in the cuck chair

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 2 points 9 minutes ago* (last edited 8 minutes ago) (1 children)

Sorry, I must be daft because this isn't my type of porn (?). So the husband = the programmer and they're getting turned on by their project about to be railed by Claude Code's ~~BBC~~ BAIC and the project is finding it weird? Is this the scenario?

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 1 points 8 minutes ago

More or less yeh