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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 2 hours ago

My code is not that pretty. Move the eyes to the wrong place and add three. Remove one clavicle. Right arm is a tentacle, left arm is a robot one, back arm is a crab. Not a crab's arm, a whole crab.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

What's the original template? I don't understand what's going on.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 3 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

The implication is that there is a couple. The boyfriend wants the girlfriend to make out (and likely have intercourse) with another man. The girlfriend is hesitant, implying that this is entirely the boyfriend's idea.

Interpretation: the boyfriend has a cuckhold fetish.

Application: any developer who uses Claude is cuckholding his own code

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 1 points 8 minutes ago

Thank you for spelling it out. I needed that :)

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hes sitting in the cuck chair

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Sorry, I must be daft because this isn't my type of porn (?). So the husband = the programmer and they're getting turned on by their project about to be railed by Claude Code's ~~BBC~~ BAIC and the project is finding it weird? Is this the scenario?

[–] Toneswirly@beehaw.org 3 points 1 hour ago

More or less yeh