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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Financial obesity is an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.

Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.

Conversely, a mature society would assassinate the poor by ensuring the provision of subsistence is readily available to anyone who needs it, and not gated behind employment.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 15 hours ago

I like it, surely such a society has reasonable means for law abiding and respectful people to integrate. Do you have a website or something where I could start the process?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 6 points 17 hours ago

Poor is being killed, it's just not that vivid

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

easier to kill the rich

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 12 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Used to be called starting a war. It’s working for Russia but you really need to have a draft/conscription to make it succeed. The wealthy pay a doctor to say they have bone spurs and the poor go die somewhere else. As a plus some wealthy benefit from an overheated military industrial complex

But there are side effects, such as generating more poverty by killing off the main income in families

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 22 hours ago

Starting a war only kills certain demographics, namely young poor people, as well as anyone who lives in a place that gets bombed.

Police handle other demographics.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago

Why not bomb USA to stop what is going on right now?

[–] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

That's what the prison system is for.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

And you get bonus slavery until they die

[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago

Do people have worth beyond the work they do?

Yes, obviously

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

[Serious] Why not Kill the Hoarders to solve poverty?

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (5 children)

That has to be a bot post, right?

Who could actually be inhumane enough to just put that thought out there?

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 4 points 21 hours ago

There's a miniscule chance it's intentional irony based on Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal, in which Swift proposes easing babies to solve the Irish famine.

Buy probably just a dickbag.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 1 day ago

You'd be amazed at the amount of poor people who deeply believe in rich people propaganda

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Billionaires

[–] seejur@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Magas. The ultimate fuck you got mine (until someone get theirs instead)

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 day ago

This is not merely a hypthetical. Vlad Tepes (Yes, The Impailer ) notoriously invited all his poor to a grand feast, instead to kill them all. (I think he burned them alive.) Usually in feudal and early capitalist societies, it was just enough to deny them basic necessities and let them die off, but this often would lead to an outlaw problem as some of the more able poors would turn to banditry and poaching to live.

In liberal societies, just as we don't outlaw people anymore, there are some known good reasons to support low income, disabled and marginalized groups.

One of them is to cut off or discontinue the outlaw-to-professional-criminal pipeline. People who are forced to work but cannot for some reason will resort to poaching, banditry, fraud or any number of extralegal revenue-enhancement tactics. Criminal syndicates such as the Crips and the Bloods pull their numbers from demographics that are given no other choice by the society they live in.

Another reason the state might support it's low-income demographics is in recognition that capitalist societies teem with social roles and efforts that contribute value to the society without compensation. Parenting is the primary one.

In fact, in the US, as social programs for low-income households have been defunded or rendered inaccessible (such as SNAP and Medicaid), millennials and zoomers are now choosing not to have children, and avoiding romantic relationships, so that the fertility rate is well below the replacement level 2.1 children. We're not just not having kids, we're not having sex.

Also, thanks to deregulation, and the failure of wages to keep up with inflation, a lot of the US is under-compensated. Much of the poor population in the US have jobs, but they're not being paid a living wage. Infamously, Walmart workers still have to rely on SNAP benefits and Medicaid because their wages are not enough to afford a sustainable living. They still count as poor, and would be swept up if ICE were to start going after poor Americans. And then Walmart would find they have fewer applicants, and might have to offer better wages and benefits. (This happened after the great resignation when workers furloughed during the COVID-19 lockdown found they could monetize their home hobby, or just didn't want their shit job anymore.)

But this isn't to say these uncompensated or under-compensated people are useless or not contributing to society, just that what they do isn't recognized by the system that rewards value with compensation.

Curiously, our political class and our ownership class both imagine they could dispose of the poor without ill effects, even as they directly depend upon those people to parent, to maintain homes, to organize communities and yes, even sometimes to do basic labor. At the same time, they're also the ones screeching about how American women are not having enough (white male) babies.

Just as the US is suffering a shortage of farm hands to harvest crops, thanks to the persecution of immigrant workers, when we deny benefits and services to low-income houses, we'll find that other work we depend on will cease to be done. And that will be accompanied by a new wave of organized crime... or maybe organized resistance against a state that has turned violent against them.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 179 points 1 day ago (9 children)

kill a couple billionares and give their wealth to the poor people and they wont be poor anymore and it a lot less killing....

2 or 3 instead of millions, I think that math works out pretty well

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why kill them? I would rather they compete on a reality TV show to not get fired from a soul sucking benefitless job at their former corporations.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd watch a reality TV show where people like Musk had to work for a week in a mine, or on an oil rig, doing the hardest jobs. They wouldn't last a minute.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

They had that stupid undercover boss show but it was nothing but a shameless commercial for the company and patronizing pandering to the slave class.

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, that’s too good. He needs to work the lowest paying job in his corp.

[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I'd love to watch these geniuses try to "innovate" their way out of cleaning toilets.

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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Why can't we, as a society, just take Musk's money and redistribute it? It is absolutely stupid that we allow someone to have more money than he can use while so many people can't afford to live

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Most of those trillions are unrealized gains based on completely unrealistic valuation in "trust me bro" style

Like Tesla being worth more than all the western car manufacturers combined or xai being "worth" billions even if it's losing billions every year.

The second he dumps those stocks, the house of cards would crash almost immediately

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[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

What do you think is the purpose of denying poor people health care, implementing hostile architecture, and eroding social projects? This has been ongoing for quite a while now.

Seriously, wishing for something the GOP is already working on with all they got. 🙄

Then who will work for the rich people? The other rich people?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like the Tories did in the UK

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[–] WalnutLum@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Jonathan Swift you card, I didn't realize you were using Reddit now!

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago

I came into this comment section expecting this modest proposal to be widely recognized for what it was. to my surprise, your reply was far down the page

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 73 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[serious] because the very existence of the rich and poor means there are systems creating inequality.

Should you kill the poor, the next poorest group will be sucked of their money and will become poor.

The problem is not the poor, it's the system that creates poverty.

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[–] errer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nobody ever asks him about this, and he never responds to posts about it. Same for his begging to go to the island. He'll pipe up on everything else nobody asked him about, but not those two subjects.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then the middle class would be the poor class so we kill them and so on?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Eventually we would finally kill the 1%...

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[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

[serious] Why not kill the richest people to make the poor people not poor?

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 5 points 1 day ago

Yep. Sounds like a Redditor.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not kill people thinking about crime to solve murder?

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

And this guybis jot banned!?!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Eat the rich, spread the wealth amongst the poor..

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