this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

They don't even look good.

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You know the sound of Velcro being torn off really quick?

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

grab the plates 'cause you just got served my feathered friend.

[–] chiefterror@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm going to wear them while working on the lathe

[–] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago
[–] graymess@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Nah, they're cute. <3

[–] AlyxMS@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

bugs-no

Yeah, you wanna hoop, so shoot, baby, shoot

Uh, it's time to hoop, so shoot, baby, shoot, baby

Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

when i was a kid my sister and i were playing with a fishing net, she threw it over me and one of the wires got behind my ear ring (just one of those little stud earrings) and she pulled and almost ripped my earring out of my ear