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Be Unemployed
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Fascist: "This is why you're unemployed"
this post was submitted on 11 Jun 2026
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The idea that losers abuse substances is the one of the dumbest correlation/causation mistakes. Almost as stupid as "black people are more likely to be criminal".
It... Is...?
Especially if you eat it instead of smoking.
yes but but
damnit after quitting nicotine in two phases I'll be damned if my autistic ass isn't realizing that the hand to mouth thing is a hard bitch to give up
that being said
what's your favorite recipe or something
Yeah, I know a person who got addicted to using chapstick to get that hand to mouth fixation. Just constantly applying it. Your mileage may vary.
i got a little necklace with a hollow metal tube on it. i really don't even suck or blow on it anymore. i just like flinging it around my fingers, kinda like yo-yo tricks.
oh shit maybe i should get a yo-yo
anecdote time
my biggest issue is when I'm working on computer, i really need to have something hanging out of my mouth.
this was a recent development after going through a phase with vapes that were light enough for me to just hold with my lips, I was never one of those guys that could work with a cigarette hanging out of their mouth. tried a couple of times when i was younger and always gagged
Fried chicken seasoning: 2 Tablespoons Kosher Salt 2 Tablespoons Hungarian Paprika 2 Teaspoons Garlic Powder 1 Teaspoon Cayenne Pepper 🤌
unemployment will kill you
Newsflash: many employed people use drugs.
Me listening to a discussion comparing two things then going "uh, actually this third thing is also bad"
No worries. The rat race will too. Or at least kill the humanity you contained, and leave you a shell of a being.
Good thing I'm not unemployed then.
Sorry gents and gentiles, moderation is the only safe thing, and sometimes not even that.
"Everything in moderation, including moderation."
moderation is the only safe thing
Safety isn't the only priority.
In the context of this meme it is.
context of this meme
A magical children's toy with no genitals?
Read the fucking words on the image asshat
Look at the picture, sweetheart.
The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context. You've apparently never seen a meme before.
The picture is there to convey emotion, the text is there to explain context.
Alcohol cures liver