this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
1254 points (98.9% liked)

Fuck Cars

15945 readers
468 users here now

A place to discuss problems of car centric infrastructure or how it hurts us all. Let's explore the bad world of Cars!

Rules

1. Be CivilYou may not agree on ideas, but please do not be needlessly rude or insulting to other people in this community.

2. No hate speechDon't discriminate or disparage people on the basis of sex, gender, race, ethnicity, nationality, religion, or sexuality.

3. Don't harass peopleDon't follow people you disagree with into multiple threads or into PMs to insult, disparage, or otherwise attack them. And certainly don't doxx any non-public figures.

4. Stay on topicThis community is about cars, their externalities in society, car-dependency, and solutions to these.

5. No repostsDo not repost content that has already been posted in this community.

Moderator discretion will be used to judge reports with regard to the above rules.

Posting Guidelines

In the absence of a flair system on lemmy yet, let’s try to make it easier to scan through posts by type in here by using tags:

Recommended communities:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
1254
Thoughts? (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by fireweed@lemmy.world to c/fuckcars@lemmy.world
 

Image description:


Text: Amazon's electric cargo bikes have arrived in DC.

Image: A four-wheeled vehicle that appears to be a cross between a bicycle, a go-cart, and a mini-truck

Response text from high t alpha shemale @gluetaster: that's not a cargo bike man that's a loopholemobile

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] thisorthatorwhatever@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Electric truck.

[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Looks like a useful vehicle. Whatever else people decide to call it is their problem, not the driver's.

[–] parlaptie@feddit.org 1 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

It's a problem of where this thing is allowed to drive. It's pretty huge for a bike lane.

Oh and it's also a problem of whether the you need a licence to drive it.

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

Ahh, a western Took Took!

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How to test if it's actually a bicycle:

I propose a simple ontological test by law enforcement. Simply steal one. If the police treat it like they do bicycle theft, it's a bicycle. If the police treat it like it's an auto theft, then it's an automobile.

If the police take the theft of one of these seriously, like they would a car theft, then point to that as justification for why they should be regulated like autos and banned from bike lanes. If the police treat it like bike theft....well....there's a lot of valuable materials in those loopholemobiles....and the police clearly aren't taking theft of them seriously...so....well the problem will solve itself.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

That's kind of a dumb test. If I make a bicycle out of gold and diamonds and someone steals it, the theft will be taken seriously. Police just respond to crimes of different dollar amounts differently. It has nothing to do with the nature of this vehicle.

Edit. I haven't seen any more details on these vehicles, but it's clearly labeled a vehicle. I'm guessing it's registered and would be treated as an automobile theft.

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

That isn't really true. Police have a unique disdain for everything related to bicycling and cycling. Most cops are themselves morbidly obese, ideologically avoid exercise, and view bicyclists as hippies and fitness freaks who deserve to be run over. Police will go out of their way to not bring charges in the case of actual cyclists deaths. And they treat bicycle theft with active disdain, putting far fewer resources into bike theft than the value of the goods stolen would justify.

[–] crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub 1 points 10 hours ago

Is this satire? I can't tell it seems like you're serious but definitely reads as satire. Good luck.

[–] KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago

I used to sell snow cones out of something similar when I was a teenager.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (8 children)

The shit us Americans will do to not just fucking use Kei trucks like the rest of the world.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

I work at Portland State University, which is embedded in downtown Portland. They have small maintenance trucks that go on street that have many traits in common with Kei trucks. They are too small, slow, and unsafe for a freeway, but are perfect for carrying cargo around campus. I am unclear why there is a carve out for those trucks, but not for Kei trucks.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A lot of it has to do with well-intentioned but stupid regulation.

The auto companies in the 2000s started calling everything a truck in order to get around fuel economy standards, so in 2008 the EPA announced that beginning in model year 2012, standards would be based on vehicle footprint instead of vehicle classification.

Notice how all the small trucks stopped being made after 2011? It's because small cargo vehicles suddenly had to somehow have better fuel economy than a sedan.

It's also why trucks have gotten stupidly big over the last 15 years. As standards increase, they can just make the footprint bigger.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I may be wildly misinterpreting what you’re saying but calling the chicken tax well-intentioned is bafflingly naive.

Your “representatives” are laughing at you all the way to the bank while they cash their oil checks. They knew exactly what the inevitable outcome would be of their shit legislation.

And miss me with the BuT DeMoCrAtS WrOtE aNd PaSsEd tHe BiLl So iT mUsT hAvE bEeN an aCciDeNt.

[–] Teepo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

They aren't referring to the chicken tax, they're referring to the CAFE regulations.

[–] greyscale@lemmy.grey.ooo 2 points 19 hours ago

I think its the tying of footprint/weight to emissions. The heavier/larger the car, the more it can pollute.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 0 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

It wasn't a bill, and even if it had been it would have been signed by Bush. It was the NHTSA that changed the rules, back when they were actually trying to do things in service to the public. It was an attempt to close a loophole that resulted in a bigger loophole.

And nobody wins from the current regs. Auto companies still hate it. You think it's their preference to make bigger cars that are more expensive to manufacture? You think they don't want to be able to make small, cheap trucks and vans?

load more comments (6 replies)
[–] BottleBoardBakon@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty sure all that bullshit is so they can use bike lanes, hence the helmet

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 day ago

It looks too wide for most bike lanes.

[–] replicat@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a great way to make everything worse.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Capitalism, uh, finds a way.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Capitalism finds a loophole.

[–] mech@feddit.org 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)
load more comments (4 replies)
[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We have quite a few companies in Germany using similar vehicles in cities (I can't compare the sizes here). All in all it's a positive development. Maybe in this case it's a way to utilize a legislative loophole, but even then I would say: The loopholed law has a positive impact if the new vehicles are smaller and more energy efficient than the ones they replace.

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago

I would love to see those taking over the streets, but I would hate to see them in the bike lane.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Aren't these still a whole heck of a lot better than cars?

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 day ago

Not for the people they're now sharing a bike lane with, and not for the driver in bad weather or if they get crashed into.

[–] Simon_Shitewood@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

For the environment, yes, but Amazon are doing it to avoid licensing, vehicle registration, and insurance costs, and putting workers at higher risk while doing so.

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I did see a real electric cargo bike, it was not only DIY-ed from a broken mountain bike and a broken kid's bike, but also from a discarded electric roller that one could rent.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 209 points 2 days ago (9 children)

That's a keitruck without regulations.

load more comments (9 replies)
[–] JustTesting@lemmy.hogru.ch 15 points 1 day ago

Ngl, I kinda want to get one to transform into a camping trailer. Become a traveling tea monk.

load more comments
view more: next ›