If my shower recirculated water id surely piss into it as well. Instead it's all just wasted down the drain...
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This is why I poop in the washing machine. Bigger opening so I can't miss. And, as we all know, it will get... Washed.
I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.
Now im curious about the design of both your machines, all the regular styles i know of are definitely easier to unload in the dishwasher. Do you have a top loading washing machine? Crawling up on it doesnt seem that much easier
I’d say most people of average height can easily get up on a washing machine just with their ass. And if it’s top load, then you’ve certainly got a nice big hole to shit in. Probably bigger than most toilets, though both come in different sizes. That central agitator might get in the way though, so you’ll probably have to shit to the side of it, or in front or behind. Usually I also have to piss while I shit, and that would get in the way there too. Especially considering splash back. Now ironically you are literarally directly next to running hot and cold water, but you can’t use it to wash your hands, which one should do after shitting. So you might have to go to the bathroom sink anyway. So if you were trying to save yourself a trip to the bathroom you didn’t save any time there. Wiping is probably okay if you have a dirty laundry basket or pile close by. You’ll have to be sure to wipe with appropriate colors and loading groups. Like you wouldn’t want to do one wipe with a towel and another wipe with a delicate item. Again your old friend toilet paper back in the bathroom is saving you time, as you don’t have to sort anything before you wipe. The more I think about this, it’s almost as if having a specific appliance or device specifically designed for accommodating the act of defecating is probably preferable as opposed to repurposing other devices not specifically designed for that purpose. In conclusion, I have my doubts about the efficacy of these life hacks.
Well, I almost never do that.
I can just see April spraying over her dishes in a half squat with her pants around her knees.
Go gurl
Hmm, dishwashers are designed to use as little water as possible. The drain doesn't actually drain right away but might be circulated back into the system. No idea what it does with any fluids before it's turned on but I wouldn't risk it.
In mine, any fluids added before starting just sit in the tub at the bottom. The first thing it does after starting is run the pump though, so piss away I guess..
I'll be over later today. Thanks.
Yeah, but not all of it. It leaves an inch or two down in the motor/ filter area.
"The dose makes the poison", it's not uncommon for water to be a little contaminated, but dishwashers are also supposed to get hot enough to sterilize the water being used to wash the dishes. So you might get a bit of piss in your dishwater, it'll be sterile, and most of it will get carried away with the water being used to wash off the other junk before sterilizing and rinsing.
I like how you answered this seriously as if people are actually going to try pissing in their dishwasher lmao Thanks for the info though, I'll remember this next time I gotta take a piss 👍
This is the logic behind Japanese toilets having a tiny hand sink over the commode so you wash your hands with the water that’s being used to refill the basin.
Why not use it that way? You’re just going to pee in it later.
I mean it is clean, drinkable water that is used to wash the toilet.
Just piss over your hands like the rest of us, that's plenty clean.
Wtf???
Camel pee has passable antibacterial properties, some tribes shower in it for hygiene.
I prefer to piss over others. I'm selfless like that
I had a housemate who insisted the best way to treat his athlete's foot was to piss on his feet in the shower.
That tiny sink is very inconvenient for use.
Just stick your hands in the bowl then
When space is at a premium, it's a great idea
If they're into it, then why not?