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I will think to myself "fucking swastikar" and move on.

remember, the aircon input for cars are normally the slot under the windscreen

“Hmpf… what an asshole…” *life goes on *

I'd probably think "God why did I have to come across so many cars and terrible drivers today. Damn I hate cars."

and then walk away.

A car? Seen one before mate.

Wait is this Portugal? If I was walking the zebra crossing I would have just walked over the car. Also if you call the police they will tow the car, fine the owner, and even if they come to move it before the tow truck arrives, they still have pay for it in addition

Impotent Rage

Edit: on second thought, Vienna where i live has an app where you can report stuff like this. Second alternative, call the cops to tow the illegally parked car which is a pretty expensive way to learn that you can't park there.

I crawl over them and go on with my day. It has resulted in some angry people and police called on me once, but the officer fined the driver for crossing the stopline (it wasn’t a parked car, they were stopped for red) and told me to not do it again.

It's a rich wanker as always. I live in a pretty affluent area and the wealthy think they can break the traffic laws all the time.

My immediate reaction? Why the fuck is this asshole parked in the fucking crossing walk?

I might consider calling parking enforcement to see if we can get it towed.

Go back to my home and start a government petition to legalise pedestrians carrying rocket-propelled grenade launchers to better handle situations like this

I'd probably not even notice. But I live in Italy and I've seen some shit.

Oh, I love geoguessr: https://maps.app.goo.gl/TUNB28PnLf2ZuxZG6

I would take gel deodorant and put it on all of the door handles.

I ordered a pack of about a hundred business cards with "YOU OARKED LIKE AN IDIOT" on one side and a list of checkboxes with reasons on the other. Qould probably stick a couple of these at several points around the car

Am climbing over that

I dont think the police would care that much if I called them about an improperly parked car. I'd call them anyways and use my best Sheldon Cooper impression and make a huge deal out of it.

Thanks to my dogs I usually carry around a bag full of shit to comment appropriately.

Take a photo, send it to the police.

I make sure my keys are clipped to my belt securely. Wouldn't want them to fall off as I squeeeeeeeeeeze past, would I?

I got similar situation in a cul-de-sac around my area. There is a sidewalk going through and people like to park their car right in the middle of it.

I just do small stuff like bending out rear wiper or bending front passenger's external mirror. People do be getting the memo.

Hell yeah I’m back in Lisbon

Get my flipper and open the charging port!

i got stickers made of paper that say "nice parking job" which i stick directly in view on the windshield :3 it's a hassle to scrape it off

I find interesting how everything in that picture looks familiar even though it is another country. The crosswalks, the street sign, the style of the buildings, the alarm placard. Is that a dentist clinic?

You could say it was taken near my house and I would believe it if not because of the car plates.

Slash the tires.

I'm not a European myself, but when I visit France this is too common to even remark upon to my wife. I don't know why they don't ticket them, or maybe they do and it's not a concern?