this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Lmao holy shit.

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You are like a little baby.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I would have more, if I hadn't accidentally cleared it multiple times (I have made several posts complaining about it)

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Me, the compulsive notification clearer: nerd

You, the stalwart notification ignorerer: iron-soviet

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Usually I wait till it gets to 1312, this time we're shooting for 1917.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

For every one reply you clear I ignore three more anarchista-chad

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

meanwhile I'm losing my shit over your 96 open tabs

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I'm reading a lot of comics

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I get stressed when I have six tabs open. What the hell? Like use bookmarks. What happens if you can't restore your session if your computer freaks out or something?

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Plot twist: half of them are just megathread pings sadness

Aye, if they're not megathread pings, they're hextube or blorp pings

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not stopping until you prove you do it.

I'm also investing in a flock of loud exotic birds to help.

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Joke's on you bud I love loud exotic birds.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Des@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

986 here i need to work harder

[–] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago
[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

i clear mine constantly. the number gives me anxiety

I clear them every single time I open the app (I might be an attention whore)