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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Hack3900@lemy.lol 1 points 11 minutes ago
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Is this loss?

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

What we want: henry cavill in the exact outfit on the left

What we got: henry cavill in the normal superman outfit

Not pictured: an AI rendering of the above, because do we really need to spend resources on that?

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 0 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I mean, I don't quite agree with Fahhh's stance, but how is the left image porn or porn-related, and why should horny = creepy?

[–] theQuickBrownFox@lemmy.today 5 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)

it shouldn't but it does way too often. in this example the man is bothered by a woman not being dressed in a sexually suggestive costume, something one would usually expect from pornography. There is no real reason to the man's frustration other than sexual desire.

[–] thepig@lemmy.zip 2 points 34 minutes ago

There is no real reason to Men frustration other than sexual desire πŸ™πŸ§™

[–] napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

You think returning your mainstream movie ticket because the main character is not sexualized enough is not creepy? I think it tells you a lot about this person's thoughts.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 23 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

This is my exact stance. I want my porn separate from my non-porn.

People that just have badonkulous jiggle physics blasting while they play a normal game baffle me.

I'm like this about food.

I like my candy and food to be separate. All this candy-masquerading-as-food, like sweetened yogurt and cranberry sauce, can get bent.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago

It is bloody irritating when there's anime boobies in my face, while trying to loot my enemies for every resource they have.

[–] python@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

As a woman, I kinda thought for a second that the costume on the left looks kinda cool. Then I remembered chub rub exists and visibly recoiled. It would be so painful to walk around in that jfc

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Left hand image doesn't even look like her usual costume so where tf did he get that idea from

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You know, in ancient Greece super man and women were nude.

Tell me more...

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 172 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

[–] groet@feddit.org 11 points 2 hours ago

Hehe, ass-cube

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 46 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Nothing wrong with mixing it up a little

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 34 points 11 hours ago

Underrated cube pun

[–] lime@feddit.nu 53 points 14 hours ago (4 children)

porn addiction is just a symptom of serotonin deficiency

serotonin defiiciency

Meh.

Your brain just reflects life.

A porn addiction more likely means you're lacking rewarding activities in your life and/or you're avoiding thinking about by jerking it.

And FWIW the whole serotonin theory of depression is demonstrably bunk.

[–] tryagain@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Today I learned and now I will be googling

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Who is Sarah and where are the videos of her toning her body

[–] stray@pawb.social 3 points 6 hours ago

No, not that kind of toning. Sara's toning the fish in the sea.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

I've been looking into this and your advice seems very sound

[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Me too fella!

Rubik's cubes tease so much. All I want to do is click it in all the right places. But that smooth little box edges me for days never letting me cum to completion.

I have yet to finish, been gooning the cube for decades. When I finally slide that last square into place, I'm going to bust so fucking hard.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Your p*rnography*, you f*cking p*rvert.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 27 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 11 points 11 hours ago

🀀 redact this ****

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

****** to **** until *** *******

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Let's hope it doesn't come to that.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Say goodbye to these!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 56 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

This isn’t a power girl movie and the actress playing supergirl is nowhere near buxom enough to play her even if it were one. Supergirl’s outfit has never looked like the left.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

In much of her history, she's also quite young. Young enough to live in an orphanage in the golden age before getting foster/adoptive parents. Sometimes she's an adult in the 20-24ish range. But it seems like every time the canon gets reset for her she's canonically 16 again. And as such she's almost always dressed pretty reasonably by Superheroine standards.

She almost always wears a skirt and briefs, if not shorts, tights, pants or full legged unitard. Don't know that she has ever been depicted as particularly busty.

In fact, it is a running gag that her Earth 2 counterpart, Powergirl, is famously quite busty and confident his her body (boob window and all), particularly in comparison to Supergirl.

For comparison sake:

[–] SaraTonin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

We can, at least, identify her exactly in the film, as she celebrates her 23rd birthday

[–] Cypher@aussie.zone 25 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Supergirls depiction here is more sexualised than the left example in the OP imo

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Lol I was about to say, that's "pretty reasonably" dressed"?

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

"By superheroine standards" is the key here. Going by how they're often depicted, I would say this could qualify as "pretty reasonable".

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 25 points 13 hours ago

Absolute loser behavior.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 19 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Speak for yourself. Kryptonians, like Saiyans, exist for the cool ass fight scenes and saying shit like "The world belongs to its people, not tyrants". (Maybe Saiyans dont say that lol)

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 hours ago

Maybe Saiyans dont say that lol

Obviously, because Saiyans also have a tyrant, King Vegeta. Saiyan are born warrior and compassion aren't being taught as it's treated as a weakness amongst them, so they're basically a race of ruthless fighter, and King Vegeta is on the top of that. He went and conquer the stars, and only stopped because of Frieza, the bigger tyrant.

The only good saiyan is Goku, all due to the head trauma and also raised by Gohan. Vegeta only being good because of the bigger tyrant, Bulma.

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Goku might not have said that, but he defeated a tyrant, Frieza.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah its just he seems special among them. Most seemed content to be the tyrant themselves lol

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 4 points 10 hours ago

Defeating the tyrants encroaching on their turf.

It is said that when a Saiyen warrior is territorial enough then it's hair will change colors and it'll get far stronger and far more violent.

"This sector's only big enough for 1 tyrant, Imma woop your ass!" Super Saiyen noises

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago (2 children)