fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
The lighter side of ADHD
fuck.
(Too bad its not true anymore)
Fucked*
...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.
* zones out for 5 minutes *
Have a nice butt
am.
Can suck off 5 guys
Don't shit my own pants
Whose pants do you shit, then?
My wife is out of clean pants
'll get back to this post later. Or not.
But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?
Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.
That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...
Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.
Increased shareholder value
'm not in the Epstein files
β¦have finally stopped trying to finish peopleβs sentences.
'm somewhat handy around the house
Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep
gonna let my autocomplete take this one
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it
What the fuck is this?
Lol also used the auto complete
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.
Also trying auto complete: M
Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes
Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this
Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.
Seems about right.
..at least I have two wolves inside of me.
Get me an ambulance.
β¦ am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject
*minutes
Stopped trying
...never said I was.
Or am I? Did I remember to take that? π€
make myself laugh
Have a crap ton of hobbies Iβm decently good at
Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.