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[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

fuck.

(Too bad its not true anymore)

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

...don't quote AI like it is smarter than me.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

* zones out for 5 minutes *

[–] Kattiydid@slrpnk.net 8 points 6 days ago

Have a nice butt

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 4 points 5 days ago

am.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago

Can suck off 5 guys

[–] plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Don't shit my own pants

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Whose pants do you shit, then?

[–] plant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

My wife is out of clean pants

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

'll get back to this post later. Or not.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But I AM perfect. Why would I do that?

[–] essell@lemmy.world 64 points 1 week ago (3 children)

...never went to Epstein island while he was alive

[–] kungen@feddit.nu 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

When he's dead tho? 🀨

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[–] subverted_per@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can list off starship classes from multiple science fiction franchises.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

That's great and all, but can you do it Broadway style?...

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 29 points 1 week ago

Not a Republican, Russian, Israeli or billionaire.

[–] xylol@leminal.space 24 points 1 week ago

Increased shareholder value

[–] yelling_at_cloud@programming.dev 24 points 1 week ago

'm not in the Epstein files

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Do laundry every week

[–] lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

cries in family of 7

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[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 17 points 1 week ago

…have finally stopped trying to finish people’s sentences.

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

'm somewhat handy around the house

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

Put the laundry machine running before heading to sleep

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (11 children)

gonna let my autocomplete take this one

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I have a kw gris tie now you have to use it

What the fuck is this?

[–] d00ery@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Lol also used the auto complete

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can get it on the way home and I will be in the office tomorrow.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least I can do it now from the movies.

[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also trying auto complete: M

Maybe I'm not perfect but at least in the morning I will be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes and I'll be there in a few minutes

Hmm, I thought I was more punctual than this

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[–] AZX3RIC@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Maybe I'm not perfect, but at least I don't know what to do with it.

Seems about right.

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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

..at least I have two wolves inside of me.

Get me an ambulance.

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Furry convention is going well then?

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

… am reading random stuff and not really doing anything productive

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

... eat ass.

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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ain't chicken.

  -Leeroy Jenkins
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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

trails off and stares into space for about 3 seconds before quickly changing the subject

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Stopped trying

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

...never said I was.

[–] autonomous@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Or am I? Did I remember to take that? πŸ€”

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

make myself laugh

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Have a crap ton of hobbies I’m decently good at

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Put the Tupperware lid on the side where it's dry so that it doesn't get moldy after neglecting to wash dishes for several months...... Just kidding, I put it in the sink where I will wash it later.

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