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I'll be honest. I am pretty curious about trying pegging. Just no cutie has risen up to the challenge
Mirror and a suction cup dildo, be the cutie.
Nah, no interest. I'd have to be in a certain headspace and that doesn't come up alone.
Do shrooms maybe? 🍄
Haven't tried them out of self-preservation. I fall too easily onto addiction
Least addictive drug. Impossible to do more than once a week and feel the effects. Big laughs, deep introspection. Anti addiction, proven to let the brain open up neural paths
you can't get addicted to shrooms you will grow from taking shrooms
This is manifestly dangerous advice. You can get addicted to anything. Especially if it makes you feel good.
There's such a weird push for drugs in here. This is 3rd time i've had to defend my personal stance (idc if you take drugs). They are all incredibly dismissive about personal concerns. I grew up seeing the drugged up tourist down the sideway, to me drugs are that, I don't want that for me.
To a certain extent, I think I understand. For people who have had only positive experiences with psychedelics, I'm sure it feels like the cheat code to life, and I can see why they'd want to share it. And I think some of them imagine themselves too smart or careful to get addicted, or maybe immune to addiction in the first place (and for a small number, that may even be true).
I've lost family to alcoholism and I struggle with binge eating as a coping mechanism, I'm damned wary of anything that could even potentially become a thing that I need to cope. I think some people will never understand that kind of thing until they see it firsthand.
If you take one shroom you grow. If you take two, you can shoot fireballs. And if you get injured you become short again. An Italian plumber told me that once.
My mind is set. I'll never ingest any psychedelics, seen what they do.
That is perhaps for the best. These other people telling you they are totally fine have probably not seen what happens to someone who took them who never should have.
I value every trip I took, they made me a better person, but my mum literally had one of her friends jump out a window on acid in the 70s. I always thought that shit was an urban myth.
Here in my island we have rankings on which municipality has the most cases of people throwing themselves off balconies. https://www.balcon.ing/
Sorry could you elaborate?
Shrooms and most if not all psychedelics are non addictive, and you develop a tolerance fast enough that habitual use isn't feasible.
I'm curious to hear about what you've seen.
Human condition and individual reaction to psychedelic substance are a huge spectrum. Even if you and your friends and friends of their friends are ok, there are legitimate evidence of psychoactive substance causing harm. Lots and lots of it.
It's irresponsible to give a blanket "ye'll be grand", or worse saying it's not possible. If it's itching to tell your story, tell it but just wrap it in your opinion and zip at that.
I didn't say he'd be grand and I don't have a story to tell.
I just found the original statement about psychedelics curious since all the mainstream ones aren't even considered addictive.
I don't suggest people take psychedelics, because it can be dangerous, obviously.
But saying you would never take psychedelics because you're afraid of getting addicted seems weird since it's literally the least dangerous thing about them (them as in LSD, Psilocybin, DMT).
Good for him for staying away from drugs, hopefully he meant alcohol as well!
I grew up in a cheap tourism town where hearing that someone died thanks to substance abuse was nearly a daily occurrence. Paired with my already stated easily addicted personality. I've made the choice not to want any drugs on my life
Edit.: we have rankings of people throwing themselves off balconies just check https://www.balcon.ing/
Theres been studies on how they can help with addiction, iirc. But don't take that as a reason to try, especially without access to the supervision I think these studies included. Lots of interesting and promising research still to do on them imo tho
I love destroying the 'state!
Raise your fist if you're about to smash it!
I heard from a sovereign citizen that prostate stuff doesn't count if your butt has a gold fringe border.
I heard about a an undercover CIA agents using deep fried onion rings to emulate that.
Now This is an actual shit post!
More like an [adjacent to the] shit post.
Well everyone can rest easy, the shitpost certification team has certified this shitpost. Its now an official Shitpost (tm) (r)
In other words, "Some anarchists still have their inner ProState they have to overcome".
I've got a prostate to over-cum
Why do u need to overcumpensate?
That's why I shove things inside me; to destroy the (pro)state.
MLs when their gut flora doing all the labour of actually breaking down the food to be absorbed isn't centrally planned but blooms and dies depending on the diet and the available nutrients. (They have to fart a lot)
The tolerant left when they discover they're lactose intolerant (they spent the last 5 hours shitting their brains out)
I'm lactose intolerant
Don't worry there's an easy way to get rid of it .... cancer
Can't you remove it before getting cancer? if you want to get rid of it i mean like uh
Wait until they realize they enjoy interacting with it too
There are more things to discover than existence.