this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 64 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Don’t trust them they want you to join their Mormon cult

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I will happily believe in Joseph Smith and his Seer Stones for a few hours, if it means... you know

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

It's definitely no secret, but it is magic.

[–] yaroto98@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Not with those porn shoulders hanging out. Sluts.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Damn, girls get multiple kinds of shoulder these days? I only have a single set that I use for everything.

Edit: these are clearly adult women, im just getting old and anything under 25 starts looking like 16 to me

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

So... probably open to polygamy? Now Utah-king my language.

[–] Mnem667@sh.itjust.works 36 points 4 months ago
[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 4 months ago
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

One is too many, two not enough.

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] synestia@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Yes comrade commisar

[–] yardratianSoma@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

If you're beer is looking at you, you've got problems

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

intervention coming in like Lancelot to save Galahad from Castle Anthrax

"Bet you're straightedge!"

"Am not."

[–] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

You get those two looking at you, youve definitely had more than 3.