Chat is my bean cooked
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2026
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please recharge your phone already
Baby i got juice for days
I don't give out PII to strangers on the interweb. 
Beansonal Beandentifiable Beanformation
66
last time st kilda won a premiership lmao
WE HAVE A WINNNNNNNNERRRRR GO SAINTERS
KNOCK FKN KNOCK
44!
The correct number has been hit and the Main Prize has been won but thank you for sharing and peas have some beans for your troubles :beanis 🫘🫘👈
Yes I saw but I still commented for the heck of it hahaha thanks for the beans!
Oh wow I was pretty close at 48%. Forgot to charge my phone last night
94, thanks for reminding me to charge it, that was close.
Like the phone from Speed that can't go under 90 or it explodes
Have some beans btw 🫛🫛🫘👈
420
Your phone battery 
It's puffing up like a pillow it's got so much power in it
76
Thanks for playing, but unfortunately that's not the number. A bean is yours as a token of thanks for playing
Ninety five
That's what my phone is at rn 😭
Hahaha silly phone batteries don't go that high. Have a bean and run along now
exactly 50% thanks for getting me to look that was satisfying
Perfectly beanlanced as all things should be 🥄👈
Oh also you don't win. Have a bean
41
A sensible amount to have. Not the number i was thinking of, but deserving of some beans 🫛🫛🫘
It just bumped up to 42% because it’s charging.
Sorry not the number that I'm thinking of, but you get a consolation prize
🎁
Ah, but now it’s at 43%.
Should I unplug it?
You've already had your bite at the bean
one bean isn’t enough to live on
Communism means more than one bite at the bean. I think it's in Capital somewhere after the part about 20 yards of linen equaling one coat.
47
Respectable effort but unfortunately the prize has been won and claimed, I'll see if we have anything left over
Okay you're in luck here ar some beans 🫘🫘
55
Good number, alas not the one in my head. Havw a bean
99
I'm glad you didn't say 100% cos I would have called you a liar. Please have some beans 🫛🫛🫘🫛🫘
67
So close!!!! But not the number. Beans are yours 🫘🫘🫘🫘👈
62 here
Not quite, but thanks for playing
here's your booby prize 🎁
80
What are you doing with all that extra battery charge???? You don't need that much. Greedy.
Have some beans 🫘🫘
I've got to be fully charged in case I get kidnapped.
I would hate for that to happen, please keep your battery charged
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I don't think I've ever charged my phone that high. Numbers I can only dream about. The number I was thinking of was 66, so unfortunately you do not win the Grand Prize, but you may have some compensatory beans 🫛🫘🫛🫛🫛🙂↕️
cool 🫛🫛