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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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It's just that our relative velocity is zero.

Legit had this thought when I was hopelessly stuck behind a fast walking girl. I walk pretty fast, so most of the time I'm overtaking others. It was drizzling, so maybe that's why she was going so fast? I guess I could've slowed down to increase our distance, but then I'd be strolling in the rain, and not in the romantic way either.

lemm.ee is shutting down, so I thought I'd make my last post a badpost. Maybe I'll finally get around to making an account here. Some others were suggesting .sdf and .zip as well. Eh, I still have till the end of this month. We'll see.

Also, @WhyEssEff@hexbear.net , would really love to see this as an emoji here. Had this saved in camera folder for almost 6 months now. Pretty pwease?

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[โ€“] SmokinStalin@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

You should join hex and keep posting badposts.

[โ€“] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

There was a porno mag called "GENT" and it used this font and I literally thought that's what you posted and I had two reactions: one of nostalgia for the late 90's then horror because why is someone porno posting on hb?