Xenomorph

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Some of you posters all right; don't go to Gamestop tomorrow. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just to spite you I'm going to say hi to the cute girl at the counter and spill the spaghetti in my pocket.

I'm not following you... in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

There was a porno mag called "GENT" and it used this font and I literally thought that's what you posted and I had two reactions: one of nostalgia for the late 90's then horror because why is someone porno posting on hb?

How do your pets feel about coffee? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Cats are so fucking funny, top tier creatures.

A ROUND OF CUM SHOTS FOR MY BRETHEREN (CW "MILK") in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think I'm gonna hurl kombucha-disgust