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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have it the same, but with beer.

[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

You're only an alcoholic if you can't afford it, but drink anyway.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

He's not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.

Seriously though, if anyone feels they MUST do some optional thing its likely time to take a break. That goes equally for something you consume or something you do.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 52 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I went to a casino once because my roommate at the time wanted to go for a bit. He even spotted me $10 because I had no cash on me. Turned that $10 in to $40, paid back the roommate and left with the $30 and never went back.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 18 points 2 days ago (3 children)

When i was in Australia, i was kinda surprised how widespread gambling was. There were some gambling machines in almost every pub. I put 5 dollars in a machine and won 50. Never ever gambled again.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There's a study on this... I o py remember it pretty vaguely, but the tl;dr was that if people win at gambling it doesn't hold much appeal -- the initial drive to continue gambling only comes after losses. Something about 'making up for' anything you lost drives the addiction behaviour far more. This struck me initially as kinda counter-intuitive (you'd think that people were more motivated by behaviours with positive outcomes, right?) so it always stuck in my head...

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

but you already invested so much effort into this

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 18 hours ago

New response just dropped

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

This is the reason behind it

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Its not so bad in Australia these days, depends on which state you're tin too but yeah, fuck gamblibg.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Did they manage to get pokies out of all the AFL clubs yet? Last I paid attention, I think there might have been a couple of holdouts.

[–] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

It varies state to state with NSW being the worst still:

https://m.onlinepokies.com/state-regulations.htm

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was quite weird to see. People just staring at a machine for hours. Did they change the law?

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In Japan, people literally line up around the block at pachinko parlors before they open.

Somehow the vibe is slightly less gross than watching 20 retirees just pressing the slot machine button over and over.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 0 points 1 day ago

You can only say that you defeated the house once dead

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[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 124 points 2 days ago (6 children)

One of the many things being a cheapskate protects me from.

[–] ours@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You'd be surprised. The biggest gambler I know is the biggest cheapskate.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Addicted to money in all forms

They should get that into the DSM

[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

On my honeymoon 7 years ago my wife and I took a very expensive 13-day Mediterranean cruise on a huge ship with a casino. One afternoon I went there and spent $300 over about an hour.

I still kick myself for throwing that money away.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

Best thing that could have ever happened to you. If you won it 'big' you'd have ended up losing way more than 300 bucks. A moderately priced lesson.

[–] lautre@jlai.lu 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I went to the casino with friends around 12 years ago. We agreed to get a few coins (around 20€ or so) at the beginning, play them and leave once we run out of coins.

Everyone lost their coins except me, I left with like 27€. It was the only time I went to the casino.

So now I can never go in a casino again ! I have a perfect record, I've always won against the casino and I intend to keep it this way my whole life.

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

Great decision!

[–] vrek@programming.dev 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One time a coworker asked me and another friend to go to the casino with her, her mom and her boyfriend after work and me and my friend said yes. We arrive and when we walk in we are told "if you sign up for our players card you get 20 dollars preloaded for free"... What the hell why not, free 20 dollars. Everyone besides me and my friend had one already so we said we'll meet you inside once we get the card.

So we go to the counter and fill out their one page form, take maybe 10 minutes being generous. We get the card and go to walk onto the floor, keep in mind this place only had machine games, no tables or anything and my coworker is walking out with her family. "what's up? I thought you were playing." she responds "nah, we are leaving, we already lost $1500"

Somehow they lost $500 each in under 10 minutes... I still don't know how.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Those $10 slots can get ya

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

dont let that stop you, chase your dreams!

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[–] Sebeck012@feddit.nl 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] nfamwap@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)

We are all KenM on this blessed day

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 66 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Quitters always quit before they hit the jackpot. Respect the hustle! Sell the wife, sell the kids.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

99% of gamblers quit right before they're about to win big.

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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

Just one more ~~lane~~ game

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (6 children)

If you do the math, there is literally 0% chance of winning in most gambling. Especially because of the fact plenty of them are rigged.

Arguably the safer bet if one wants to gamble is stock investing, but only after doing due research and willing to be patient to see its results. For those willing to do CFD stock trading, the person would require not just research and patience, but also nerves of steel not to panic.

But I think that most addicted gamblers don't like the win, they just want the dopamine hit of playing.

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I had friends who used to play online poker in uni. They'd have 5 or 6 screens open at once and just play the dominant strategy for each hand. Was good for some extra beer money.

Also work with a dude who is a former professional poker player. Although when he explained his schedule to me it sounded a lot like a regular job. Good years he could make £40k out of it but not crazy money.

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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've seen this before, and even when I first saw it, threw up some red flags about it being real. Still funny tho

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Lived it before. Casinos exist to fuck with your head. What's been illuminating for me is the P2W video games that adopt so many of the casino strategies to goad people into constantly feeding money into the machine. Once you start picking up on the queues and triggers coming off your cell phone, you can't unsee it when you're standing on the floor of the Bellagio.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 28 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I spent like $2000 playing Star Trek Online. Lockbox keys, lifetime sub, all sorts of ships, items, and boosts. They introduced Mark XIV equipment with a gambling-based crafting system. You could spend dilithium (which you could buy with $) to have a chance to upgrade your equipment.

The straw that broke me? Their shitty customer service. I wanted to gear up an alt and give them the Jem'Hadar battleship with the Jem'hadar attack ship so they could launch the attack ships from it as fighters, which you could do if you had both. Problem was some ships were account bound, and some ships were character bound, and I lost track of which was which. I ended up claiming the box for one of them on the wrong character. Easy fix, right? Well not every MMO is run to the same standard as Blizzard. Craptic absolutely refused to help me. So I cut ties.

It was after that, when I experienceced withdrawal, that I read about gambler's fallacy and sunken cost fallacy and I really analyzed why it hurt so much to leave behind my addiction. I never went back, because I know that whole game is run like a casino. They do everything they can to hook you in.

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[–] WolfmanEightySix@piefed.social 28 points 2 days ago

It’s fucked how normalised it is for betting and gambling to advertised.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Yeah, most predatory apps are almost like cheap ripoffs of refined system casinos got down to a science.

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[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Quitting an addiction is so simple, I've quit 100 times.

Also:
"I'm addicted to placebos: I'd quit, but it wouldn't matter."
-- Steven Wright

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

My favorite:

Rehab is for quitters.

[–] Rodneyck@lemm.ee 18 points 2 days ago

My partner and half his family have this gambling bug. You can see it in their eyes. You can see it when they win (not that often.) You see it in the veiled "next time we will win" excuses when they lose (most of the time.) I am glad I don't have ....this vice.

[–] vatlark@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's kind of nice that some things have carried over from red-it, like the same memes popping up repeatedly, and people in the comments (me) complaining about it.

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