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Putin facing new 'invasion' as 1m-strong antelope swarm destroys Russia's crops
(www.dailystar.co.uk)
1 meter strong 💪📏
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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Australia lost to the emus Now russia is facing the antelopes.
Sounds like they are about to join Australia in loosing a war to animals.
Yeah too loose and they'll slip right in
Are you sure this is not The Onion?
David Attenborough: here we see the majestic Long Horned Steppe Gonzo placidly grazing.
Step gonzo, what are you doooooiiiiiiing?
Also, discouraging words are seldom heard there, and in the daytime the skies are cloudless.
Everything is going according to plan!
Year 3 of the 3 day special military operation.
He should consider himself lucky. Next time, it’s the rabbits. Ask Napoleon.
Remind me. Antelopes: Delicious or nah?
Pretty much all meat is delicious cooked right.
Yes officer, this person right here
Mmm... long pork...
Speed goat
Great, I searched for long pork recipes and now I guess I'm on a ton of watchlists 😐
You always were.
You should look up the foot taco stuff on reddit, if its still there. It was a while ago.
Best I can do is burger king foot lettice.
EXCUSE-ME?!?!!
You're a bunny, you're not even exotic meat.
Yeah, but they might have Mad Mad Bunny disease. You don't want none of them prions, dawg.
Probably delicious when cooked right. Never had antelope, but reindeer and moose are probably in the same pallpark and those are both good.
One day Oversimplified will cover this on youtube. Just like the pig war and the emu war.
And he'll release it right after he covers vietnam. Which will be in approximately 90 years.
The Daily Star is really more entertaining semi-fiction than news, but this is still Onion-worthy.
Guy can’t handle a dozen people handy with steak knives.