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"They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother. The fire rises."
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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what a piece of shit. you want to kill yourself, go to hell on your own.
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Rosario: "Wait! What the fuck are you doing?!"
Bertazzo: "I must go! My people need meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Bill burr isn’t my favourite guy but: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZSzuj1UpA&pp=ygUUQmlsbCBidXJyIGhlbGljb3B0ZXI%3D&ra=m
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Álvarez later took off in another aircraft to search for Bertazzo and reportedly found his body in a field around 15 to 20 minutes after the alarm was raised
~~she got back in a plane RIGHT after that to find his body. damn.~~ (edit: my dumb ass misread, see reply)
what a fucked up situation
Álvarez is the company director, not the student
Eduardo Álvarez, director of Flying Parrot Córdoba, praised the student for keeping control of the plane during an extreme emergency.
I uhh, presume he landed somewhere?
Edit: my point is more about where
Spoiler
If you ignore any information provided by the article and completely bastardize statistics,
There's a 70% chance he ocean'd!
No. He's still up there.
Well he didn't float away.
