God i hate these nazi's SO DAMN MUCH.
this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2026
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I fucking hate these people, and now as a cyclist I have even more reason to
WTF is a "DEI bike lane?" Does your bike need to be fabulous to use it?
Fucking bicyclicans
They saw bi in the name and decided it must be banned.
I think it's pretty obvious that only gay dudes ride bikes
Yes that’s the entire reason I no longer cycle. My bike has let itself get rundown, has not paid attention to its physical self, and looks like something that just hangs out in the garage all the time. I think it just gave up that it’s middleaged self can’t compete with newer flashier models
Yes. My bike is super gay. It's so gay it did three seasons of Broadway and did great at Cannes
If you're against diversity, inclusion and antifascist, what does that make you?
Reminds me of Conservapedia. They don't believe in Theory of Relativity. Because Andrew Schlafly thought "relativity" sounds too much like moral relativism, and big Biblical Literalists like him think that is a Satanic ploy.
Truly intellectual giants
Fuck that.
I love my bike lane, as a recent e-scooter convert. And you know what sucks? Even my protected bike is not respected.
Just in a month of being a scooter traveler, I've had food trucks park in the bike lane (Ignoring that there's ample parking space beyond the boundary), homeless people just laying down and sleeping in the bike lane, multiple people not paying attention on their phones just walking into it, people pulling out of a McDonald's and more interested in their burger or soda than checking if a bike or scooter is coming, etc. etc. etc.
Bike lanes are great, but if you're on two wheels, understand that no one is looking out for you and it's on you to ensure your own safe passage. (Not that it should be, mind you. That's just how it is.)
We need all terrain bikes and we just run them over anything in the bike lane. Gimme the Hummer of bicycles and let's make those bike lanes as dangerous as the main road. See how many people hang out in them then
Its a fun thought, but I genuinely pity people sleeping on the street.
Conservatives hate freedom. In this case they hate the idea that you'd have freedoms to travel without paying for the privilege.
Want to leave your home? Buy your car from the billionaires. Pay for gas to billionaires. Have your insurance from billionaires. What? You'd like to bike and no pay to a billionaire?!? Can't have that freedom. Get back to work, serf.
I think even more so, they think riding a bike somewhere is a "gay soyboy" activity and that people biking are "in their way". Of course, bike lanes would get bikers out of their way, but they are too stupid to understand anything.
I often think of the movie bugs life where the grasshopper says that the ants outnumber them 6 to 1, and if they ever figure that out, our way of life is over.
No particular reason, but there are more of us than them, by a lot.
And they don't want the poors to be able to escape from their slums.
Had to make sure his hands are realistically sized.
Photoshopping in hamster paws would be closer to reality.
You forgot the black mark of death on the rat paws
Here are the rat paws at least.
Why is grant money from 5 years ago even still around? Why didn't they actually use the money for what it supposed to be used for in the last 5 years?
It was a common criticism at the time: a lot of the infrastructure bill was to work with state and local organizations to get stuff done. Entire networks of groups and agencies needed to be established and planned. At government speeds, that means many years before results are visible.
Biden-area initiatives would have made fundamental improvements over decades, assuming they were allowed to continue. But in today’s world of limited attention spans and constant outrage, we can no longer see long term efforts
I doubt every project started at the same time the day after the grants were approved.
Of course it is. Everything I don't like is woke.
To be fair, everything that is good about the United States of America is DEI. There are even expressions of it in the Declaration of Independence.
Granted, the DoI was written by slaveowners, but Jefferson was borrowing from enlightenment philosophy which really was about everyone having equal rights, equal relationship to law, equal liberties, etc. When Lincoln and the Republican postbellum Congress took power, they understood the enlightenment principles that guided the framers and extended them to all men (but not yet women).
France did more to balance the playing field with the Napoleonic code, though that was because Napoleon wanted to be emperor and understood the whole social contract thing. France would still have to wait until the 20th century before providing full freedom of religion. And now France is frightened of Islam.
Do they not think before they speak, like, at all?
Not generally.
I mean, duh. Inclusion for those that don’t or can’t drive. Diversity for… the same reason. Equity by providing a safe place for those without a car to be able to travel just the same. Turns out bike lanes ARE DEI and that isn’t a bad thing in the slightest.
This seems consistent with their worldview...
Meanwhile painting a skinny line on the road and calling it a bike line is so sketchy that not having them at all is safer
$1.75 billion for bike lanes goes much further, it's around four miles of interstate.
Idk with the way Trump makes deals it'll probably end up being less than a mile in a no bid contact to the company of some golf buddy from Mar-a-Lago.
Sean Duffy's appointment was DEI
They've learned a new term besides woke, it seems, for anything they don't like.
Gargle my hairy balls, Pat.
Nothing says diversity equality and inclusion like bikes 🙄. Ands what's up with that?
Wonder how they feel about home-equity.
They hate it. Hence "reverse mortgages"