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WTF is a "DEI bike lane?" Does your bike need to be fabulous to use it?
It's just a Nazi dog whistle to get their base riled up as the midterms approach.
They have to make the DEI bike lanes more important than affordability or their leader's rape and felonies. Just like they made Haitians eating non-existent pets more important than literally anything else heading into the last election.
They saw bi in the name and decided it must be banned.
Fucking bicyclicans
I think it's pretty obvious that only gay dudes ride bikes
Yes that’s the entire reason I no longer cycle. My bike has let itself get rundown, has not paid attention to its physical self, and looks like something that just hangs out in the garage all the time. I think it just gave up that it’s middleaged self can’t compete with newer flashier models
Yes. My bike is super gay. It's so gay it did three seasons of Broadway and did great at Cannes
until it got lost in the basement of the Alamo