BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"We don't make it cheaper, we just deploy a big expensive PR campaign that tells people it's cheaper, and publicly disparage and defame anyone who calls us on it, and spend millions to lobby Congress to make it illegal to contradict corporate PR."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 days ago

Sure pay twice as much for half the quality, and listen to some redneck woman prattle on about how sexy Trump is for an hour.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 days ago

I can't use voicemail anymore. My message says "You can leave a message if you want, but I'll never listen to it. If you want to reach me, send a text at this number, or email me at XXX." That gets rid of most of the bullshit, and I only have to deal with people who were motivated to go the extra step to reach me.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 days ago

Even Dylan preferred Hendrix's version.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The first DOGE team that attempted the first government agency should have been gunned down in the lobby. That was security's job, and they failed miserably. If they had done their job in the first place, America would be in a much different position now.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 15 points 2 days ago

We're just a coiled tube, surrounded by a protective sustainment system, that requires constant maintenance.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Who would have thought that the lesson they would take from the Holocaust was to "Pay It Forward?"

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why are you a Nazi? Why do you hate Jews so much?

/S

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 days ago

Just the announcement of the PR budget was bad PR. Not a good start.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I read something about that, too. These were bred to grow fast, look good in the store, and last long on the shelf. Flavor was one of the least considered traits.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

At least he feels bad about it.

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