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BarneyPiccolo
Police training drills are getting too realistic.
Unless you're Dick Cheney, and then the guy who caught the buckshot in his face will apologize for getting his face in the way of your shotgun.
Yeah, which amendment protects the right to BASEBALL?
HAH! Got you there, Commie! Guns win AGAIN!
Years ago, 90s or before, they were having a big pro golf tournament in my city. One of the players went to a local Walmart, and just before they entered the store, they were shot and badly injured.
After a LOT of investigation (they'll do that for famous people, not the rest of us), they discovered that a couple of guys were target shooting in the woods next to the Walmart, and one of their bullets had cleared every tree, branch, and impediment between them and Walmart, a long distance away. I seem to remember that they were nearly a mile away.
They were so far away that even when they saw the story of the shooting on TV, it didn't occur to them that they could be responsible, because they were so far away.
The last time my dryer went out, it was going to cost a few hundred to fix it. Instead, I took off the cover on the controls, found the circuit board, found the ID numbers on it, Googled them, found it from some electronic supply place, ordered it, removed two screws and unclipped the old one, plugged in the new one and secured it with the 2 screws, and it still works, more than 10 years later. Cost about $50 for the circuit board.
If the mechanics of a washer or dryer still work, then it's probably just the circuit board.
Yeah, is it really necessary to somehow control your laundry while you're at work? You start it before you leave, and when you get home, it's done. It's not like you can use your cell phone to move the wet clothes into the drier anyway, so who cares?
And what kind of data are they collecting, anyway? How many times I do laundry? It's not like they can tell which brands or products I'm using. It seems like useless empty data.
Any intelligence he allegedly possesses means nothing, Vance is completely leashed by Peter Theil. If Vance became president he wouldn't do one single thing on his own, without getting permission from Theil first.
That problem is easily solved by adjusting the pay scales.
The problem with that solution is that then some Sociopathic Oligarch makes a billion dollars less that he doesn't need.
Mine wanted to go out the back door, but it was pouring rain. I opened the door and showed him the rain, and he walked to the front door. So I opened it, and showed him that it was raining out there, too.
He just looked at me with an expression of withering disappointment and disgust.
You know the difference between a million and a billion dollars? About a billion dollars.
To billionaires, millionaires look just as poor as the rest of us. They can't imagine trying to live on only a million dollars.
Millionaires may think they are in the Rich Guys Club, but when the Sociopathic Oligarchs have bled us dry, they'll go for the millionaires next.
Not if you are a MAGA, where have you been? There are no consequences for MAGAs.