Derek Farbtoner was aware of the comedic overtones of his name by first grade, and was already tired of it. So he was determined to slather his surname with such glory and honor that it would redeem his family name.
So he started a company, and worked tirelessly to make it successful, and reclaim his name. His company succeeded wildly, and he became very wealthy, but he was recently informed that most customers remember his company because the company name, Fartboner, is hilarious.
If you weren't using them to launder money for a criminal enterprise, then you were doing them wrong.
If you are MAGA, it's mandatory. Also Village People and Lee Greenwood. And not just the hits. You have to love the deep album cuts.
A year from now, after we've been paying $5 a gallon for gas, we'll find out the oil companies had the biggest record profit year in their history. Then they'll announce layoffs.
Sleeper cells, waking up.
I never heard that while growing up, and would have thought that anyone who believed it was a dumbass. Ever see blue blood? No. Case closed.
Then I grew up, and found out that some people believe it, even as adults. Truly dumbasses.
Oh no, someone might find out they jerk off EVERY DAY!
"Next week, on House..."
We've got a business model that didn't even exist 25 years ago, and we're making insane money!
How can we fuck it up?
Right, every single woman on the planet has had multiple uncomfortable, or even dangerous or violent, interactions with men, but people in this thread are pretending that it's outrageous that someone is acknowledging that very obvious and well-known fact.
I'm a man, and I don't blame women at all for avoiding us. I don't know why every woman isn't a lesbian. Men are generally awful.
Kid Rock, Kanye, Minaj, etc.
Eh, they don't even have guns over there, how dangerous can they be?