Blackmist

joined 2 years ago
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Of course I know him. He's me.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I like the idea of it, but it is Russian.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I'm not sure I even trust Excel to import an Excel file without mangling it.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 months ago

Pretty much. It was OpenOffice years ago, but then Oracle got involved and so all the devs left and put a new name on it.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 59 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.

I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Facebook goes wild if you don't really interact with it other than to browse.

Pause for a microsecond over something, welp I guess that's your hobby now. For some reason mine always shows me chess. I have never played chess. Hate it. A family member on my Facebook friends list likes chess. FB just goes "chess? how about chess?" like it's got nothing else to really offer other than flag waving racism.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Also, his penis could actually get erect.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 52 points 4 months ago (4 children)

How about parent your children?

What about the crappy late night TV channels with the women waving a cordless house phone like it's 1996?

I'm perfectly able to watch porn because I'm 45, but I refuse to interact with any of this prove your age bollocks because I know full well that "we won't store your details" and "we will share your details with 1284 trusted data partners" are the same picture.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 4 months ago

If somebody else is cooking most of your food, you probably live somewhere that a landlord has convinced you a kitchen is like a sink and a microwave. Maybe space for an air fryer if you're lucky.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk -5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Really? Because a crackhead with a baby always ends so well.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 26 points 4 months ago

Stop building houses on the king's land.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 4 months ago

No-one saw it coming. Four. More. Times.

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