I like the idea of it, but it is Russian.
Blackmist
I'm not sure I even trust Excel to import an Excel file without mangling it.
Pretty much. It was OpenOffice years ago, but then Oracle got involved and so all the devs left and put a new name on it.
You never know when one of those cheeky crossings will turn gay on you.
I looked at the sky the other day after a bit of rain. Boom. Gay. Just like that. It could happen to any of us.
Facebook goes wild if you don't really interact with it other than to browse.
Pause for a microsecond over something, welp I guess that's your hobby now. For some reason mine always shows me chess. I have never played chess. Hate it. A family member on my Facebook friends list likes chess. FB just goes "chess? how about chess?" like it's got nothing else to really offer other than flag waving racism.
Also, his penis could actually get erect.
How about parent your children?
What about the crappy late night TV channels with the women waving a cordless house phone like it's 1996?
I'm perfectly able to watch porn because I'm 45, but I refuse to interact with any of this prove your age bollocks because I know full well that "we won't store your details" and "we will share your details with 1284 trusted data partners" are the same picture.
If somebody else is cooking most of your food, you probably live somewhere that a landlord has convinced you a kitchen is like a sink and a microwave. Maybe space for an air fryer if you're lucky.
Really? Because a crackhead with a baby always ends so well.
Stop building houses on the king's land.
No-one saw it coming. Four. More. Times.
Of course I know him. He's me.