Jingle bells, homie. ✌️
Blibittyblah
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Y’all think my 2017 is okay? 😬
If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)
Delicious!! Too messy though!
Cross legged and hunched over. I can do anything under 100lbs.
Can you feed them? What do they eat? I watched a BBC special that said trains eat children. Nom nom I say.
Your newborn sat upright and said, “you will not name me Lucifer!”
And then I imagine they collapse into a crying mess and you just name them Jesus for safety.
I have one that air pops into a bowl. It usually works but occasionally there will be one that pops really hard and blows some of them out of the bowl. If you were to stand by when this happens you would be hit by popped pop corn, and in your shock, you would likely scream like a small child who stubbed their toe or realized Santa wasn’t real and therefore neither was the American Dream or hope for Humanity at this scale.
Do you know a microwave with a legitimate pop button? I like to pop the corn.
Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.