Crucible

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I finally landed my dream job: I massage Elon's bladder with a device every two hours so he can pee since he ruined his shit with too much special k. in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

Sometimes I think of blocking badposting and then a banger like this comes along and hits me with a bladder stimulating prod

Why do Amerikkkan colonial occupation forces get a month with 31 days while lgbtq+ get a month with only 30 days? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait'll you hear how many days are in the month they gave to Black people

Things that need to stop being in media (especially movie trailers) in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

DWWMMWMWWWMMM "Forget everything you think you know" BWAAAA

What would you do if you woke up one day to find that your butthole is now a portal to another dimension? in c/badposting@hexbear.net
[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hiding from the blitz up my own ass