CupcakeOfSpice

I would prefer not to be horny for the holidays. Very uncomfortable feeling. Guess I just have to consoom the wheat and legumes.

Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

My boomer grandparents don't understand internet privacy or security, but they are terrified of getting hacked, so at least they get the importance somewhat.

False. I'm a bottom, and I capitalize the first letter.

Cawfeea

Gweeeen Chee!

One of the few Hexbear histories I've been present for

When an irresistible force meets an immovable object, they merge. This, too, is yuri

Okay, so, imagine an egg. Or water. Whichever you prefer. So you see, when water gets hot, it turns into steam. And an egg has yolk, white, and shell. Also water can be ice. See that's three in one! And when the egg cracks, it turns out to be a different gender. Congrats, trans!

I'm two ears weilding a knife

This guy looks like he'd be killed by a guy who guffawed at a rock.

I mean, according to Gaston....

Man, the emoji here never cease to amaze me...