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sorry personal things came up and we just can't have horny this holiday, please go back to eating your wheat and legumes until further notice

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[–] CupcakeOfSpice@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would prefer not to be horny for the holidays. Very uncomfortable feeling. Guess I just have to consoom the wheat and legumes.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

that's the spirit doggirl-thumbsup

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think i may actually have mild gluten intolerance so im cutting back on wheat thanks

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

Double up on the legumes then and get thee some corn tortillas

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the original lyric of the song was "I'll Be Horney For Christmas" but it it got a typo and bad keming

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How one mistake saved the world, this is like the opposite of how a lot of the cold war was like I wager

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 1 points 2 days ago

very true volcanos get a bad rap like sharks do horny is the number 1 threat