EtherWhack

And Moses, or whoever it was, was likely high as fuck on shrooms when he found the burning bush.

To be fair, they'd have to be running at full speed.

There's a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it's not too surprising.

Better than the half-assed covers that Target plays year-round.

Like the fart after a day-long stomach ache.