FedPosterman5000

joined 3 months ago

“Wet food mixed with water or fuck off”

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago (4 children)

So hard since what we’ve learned is that so much is genetic too, and it moves so quickly. Never knew there would be so many signs one would need to watch for; in addition to providing way more water than one would think is necessary. So sorry for you loss.

CW (cats fine but the events weren’t fun and this is a bit of a trauma dump)

spoilerOur emergency vet visit and closest brush with death was hydration/kidney related. She peed outside of the litter box right in front of us (she normally doesn’t go outside the box save for the occasional little spite turd if we’ve been out of town) and then started vomiting, and then laid down in the blanket she peed on and her breathing was super labored. This of course happened on presidents’ day (I had the day off and was fixing my car, and therefore missed the calls from my wife until she ran out to find me), and it of course was during a blizzard. And offff course the only emergency vet open with an opening was an hour away lol. Stressful but we made it. She of course perks up a bit when she notices she’s at the vet. She’s diagnosed with a UTI and anxiety (mood), and what they called “old lady heart” (elevated proBNP1 levels if you’re interested).

That all translates to her having multiple water fountains and more wet food, and in exchange staying alive as long as she’s willing! A real win win lol

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Cats when you have a little bit of savings you really didn’t want to spend on vet bills: free-real-estate

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Hahaha i see the tipped ear - another convert from the feral to cozy pipeline? Ours too. I think there’s something in them about the need/freedom to monch. Our gals a bit older and she only has 1 canine (feline?) tooth remaining, so we call it the hole-punch when she bites the christmas cactus

Lmao. I’m a big whistler typically, but she screams at me whenever I do so I’ve stopped 😂 I think it hurts her ears - or she just thinks I don’t do Charlie Parker justice

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

About to stand up for my sales pitch - this is my chance to introduce white rompers to the world! Surely I can trust a sneaky little toot…..

It seems like I’ve got about a year before filing wraps. This is gonna sound wild - but i kind of feel like with the current administration (or just in general?) there are a few things in my favor:

  • have the same last name as the incumbent
  • could channel some kind of persona to build a good kayfabe against the current administration
  • I’ve got an idea where I’ll work a day for you, and you can take the day off. I’ve worked a ton of bullshit jobs, I don’t even care if you vote for me, I just want you to enjoy the day off that the ruling class will never give you
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I tried running a campaign based on (unbeknownst) leftist principles a dozen years ago at my respective “boys state”. I got absolutely bodied by a guy whose shtick was “the rapping Jew” (his words). I get the impression that could happen again at a broader scale lol.

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I realized I’ve been over the minimum age for a bit lol so fuck it why not. Better than whatever milquetoast liberal or foaming fascist right? There’s a house I drive past occasionally that was vacant, windows smashed, and covered in spray paint “Commie” (and much less pleasant things) for the longest time. Always sticks out, but whatever still less of a risk than many comrades face daily just for existing

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Haha! You fell for my ruse! It was a sincere post cloaked with irony! Thanks for your input!

paulie-point I’ll bring the cannoli AND the gun (it’s actually a sfogliatelle, just shaped that way for whimsy)

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