GeeDubHayduke

joined 1 year ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I just laminated a bunch of cards that say Wile E. Coyote; Super Genius and hand them out. Saves time.

E: ducking autocorrupt

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

See, the thing is, these people were perfectly fine with everyone else suffering the consequences of their actions, but now they're bitching because the chickens have come home to roost, and they demand sympathy. No. Show me you've learned and you'll improve before you demand anything from me.

Eta: nobody's enjoying the schadenfreude because you "voted differently" than them, you disconnected asshats. It what and who you voted for.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Why did we start using steak sauce on everything, anyway?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy is for being smug 3rd party and reconfirming your own self held superiority for the basic act of being here.

...I'm sorry, what? I tuned out there for a minute. Saw a squirrel. See you tomorrow for your response I'll totally read.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is there any action the Russian govt could take to alleviate this scenario..? Anything at all?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Any tips? At what stage do i come to an online forum and proudly declare myself above everyone on said forum? Is that, like, 101 level, or are there prereqs?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

You're so amazing. Can i touch you? Maybe it'll rub off on me.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Wait, are you being held here against your will?! Blink once for "no," twice for "yes!"

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 7 months ago

Ten Montgomery County Jail employees have been put on paid administrative leave since the Montgomery County coroner ruled the manner of Christian Black’s death as homicide

Kill someone, get a paid vacation! On the taxpayers dime!

🎵....and the home of the BRAAAAAAVE!🎶

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 7 months ago

This administration is the literal personification of the Spider-Man pointing at himself meme.

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