GeeDubHayduke

joined 1 year ago
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

Hey now, the Toilet Safety Administration has kept me from falling into many a toilet.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

The offence is serious and unacceptable.

Therefore, we have no choice but to accept it and move on like nothing happened.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

I'm gonna guess that the Venn diagram of these people that believed trump was gonna help, and adults that believe in Santa is just a circle.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Those aren't ALLIES! They're just a bunch of DIRTY EUROPEAN MOOCHERS! They stand in the way of GOD, and MURICA!

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Or, really, any stupid shit when visiting somewhere. I'd have loved it if that "influencer" that yoinked that wombat got flogged in the public square like she deserved.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What's the opposite of occam's razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago

You're either taking to a fanboy or Elon on ket. You ain't gettin' through.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

"They only paid me to say it once..."

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Will he Ket o' won't he?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

I'd wager that if you want to improve your relations with your neighbors, perhaps setting their tool sheds on fire and killing their pets over and over and over and over and over and over while screaming the whole time "I'M DEFENDING MYSELF" isn't the best course. But hey, I'm not a diplomat.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

Not enough. Go on to do it four more times.

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