GeeDubHayduke

TIL the thing under a cat's tail is an "assterisk."

sniff sniff

I think there's some sarcasm in that comment.

Don't let the uncouth mouth breathers get ya down..!

All i said was "that meal was good enough for Jehovah..!"

Aka 6 "knobs," according to Gordon Ramsey.

"You shouldn't have said that. Now, everyone's laughing at you behind your back. And there's a spider in your hair."

Don't ask it silly questions, it won't play silly games...

I'm so fucking tired of the word "cringe" lately.

"Me and the boys was wonderin' if we could go family style on 'er..?"

Please explain how the words you used don't mean what the words you used mean. Pretty please.

I'm white I think it’s enough now to have a right to vote in there, no?

Are you also a billionaire? Cos if you're not, you might as well cast your vote now, whenever you are. It'll count just as much as mine in the coming "elections."