Hey now, think about the economy
Carrying a Chinese flag to a protest so they deport you to china 
Sniper was killing emus in the great emu war and uhhh
Fallout New Vegas - If a person is so willing to mod the fuck out of a game to make it playable, they're going to try to change YOU at every turn.
sweats in trans
Same thing as I'd do the day before finding out: eat my own ass
I only specified the US president... which means the rightful president of Venezuela, Juan Guaidó is still on the table.
A bomb threat to whom? The president of course! (For legal purposes, this is a joke. Do not call in a bomb threat to the President of the United States because of a lack of Jack Black flossing)
One of the movie series I was sad to see die before it even began. Read the whole series of books.
Their first song is just a cover of pumped up kicks
Why do people keep pretending this is him? There has been no name given yet, its just some guy in a hoodie (that isn't even the same color)
I get you're all a bunch of thirsty fucks who fantasize about sleeping with the killer but like, don't latch on to some random hottie?
The Nordic model: let's take the socialism out of socialism.