Hux

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 45 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Nah, it would never happen.

We would end up with comprehensive gun control reform before we ran out of our precious billionaires.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 month ago

Don’t you dare give consumers what they want.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did some fuckin’ Aussie heart surgeon just breeze into a Home Depot and saunter into the plumbing aisle in his board shorts and flips flops and just whip together a heart out of brass fittings and teflon tape???

“Oi! DANNY, YA FUCKIN’ BOGAN! I DONE DID YA UP A NEW RICKY TICKEY—ALL FUCKIN’ SHINEY AND CHROME!!! GRAB A CARPET KNIFE AND SOME DUNNY GLOVES—WE’ll GET THIS FUCKER INTO YOUR BLUDGER CHEST BEFORE YA SHEILA SAYS YA WERE CHUCKING A SICKIE!”