Kolanaki

joined 6 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It's still a change.org petition, which as far as I've ever seen or heard, merely grants the petition to be responded to by the president if it gets enough signatures (unless I am confusing it with another petition thing?). And the current president could not give less of a fuck.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Go to local shows and buy their... Shit, do they even sell CDs still? 🤔

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago

I would like to be hung. 😏

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 52 points 1 week ago (4 children)

They're gonna tell us about the new intergalactic super highway being built through the solar system.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The hacker known as 4chan hacked himself? 😮

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

Ok. Then you don't own anything anymore.

I'll start making Teslas that don't suck.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Little Nicky got shit on when it was new, but I put it right next to the other three mentioned. The one that I'm kinda on the fence with is Punch Drunk Love. I didn't care for it when it was new, except for the bathroom scene, but it's also not his normal kind of humor; it's drier and more dramatic. I might like it more now, or I could like it less. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Everything AFTER PDL other than Anger Management, tho, has been pure garbage.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Now I am wondering if that was a thing in churches of the Idiocracy universe. Just dippin' babies in Brawndo.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hating someone for the color of their skin is the gayest thing you could do.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

What even is the fucking point of making more money when you already have more money than you could conceivably spend in multiple lifetimes?

I truly do not understand that level of greed.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Is the penguin okay? 🥺

While the helicopter sustained substantial damage, both the pilot and passengers were uninjured and the penguin was unharmed.

Oh thank fuck.

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