Kolanaki

So do babies. At least the dead person just stinks and isn't also screaming.

Poll:

Would you rather sit next to a dead person or a crying baby for 4 hours on a plane?

Personally, I'd take the dead person.

Safer for pedestrians

"It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate."

"Some people just wanna watch the world learn."

If you're medicated you can say "I do drugs." 😎