Macchi_the_Slime

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[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 25 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I beg your finest fucking pardon. The fuck did I just read? I get why other comments are saying bait.

I've done basically full carnivore back when my partner first had bariatric surgery because we don't have the largest food budget and she needed to avoid carbs while having the highest amount of protein for the smallest possible volume of food so meat was basically the only thing that fit the bill.

What in the frosted mini fuck are you on about?

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nah, Cracker Barrel almost certainly wanted the redesign because that particular sector has been moving trying to avoid the whole "You can tell this used to be a Pizza Hut," thing for a while.

They want to be able to just open up a store anywhere with minimal investment. Then if their store is super generic it's real easy to offload the real estate if that location doesn't work out. It's easier for another firm to buy the real estate if they don't have to spend a bunch of money making the former Cracker Barrel not look like a Cracker Barrel.

That's just Hard Drive Fragmentation. If you went too long without defragmenting your hard drives eventually the computer would start taking ages to open anything because pieces of files would be scattered all over the physical drive platters

Surely the Face-Eating Leopards won't eat my face.

The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.

We're out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is "new" feels phoned in, we've got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.

I mean I'm shitposting, but still.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I love how these fucking hogs have zero problem lying through their teeth about shit like this. Presumably because in their mind they know the woke Starbucks employee they decided to target definitely did do this at some point and was just never caught. So it's not that he is lying, he's just exposing the crime that's already there and nobody has caught before.