MantisToboggon

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Who was your celebrity crush when you were young? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 7 months ago

bro do you even shoedini?

Who was your celebrity crush when you were young? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 24 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Gilbert Gottfried.

How can I convince people to adopt municipal fiber? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
If the speed of gravity is the speed of light, how can someone outside of a black hole detect its change of mass? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

we fly your mom to it and see how much it wobbles from her orbit.

Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth ’03 ‘plagiarized’ small portions of his senior thesis, experts say. But how serious is it? in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 13 points 7 months ago

it's not his fault, he was really drunk.

What is the dumbest tattoo you have ever seen? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al -3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that one your mom got on her butthole .

Asking plumbers on lemmy: is this ok? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 10 points 7 months ago

I think that I could tie it directly into the main. but I'm also incredibly fucking high. so you may want a second opinion.

Asking plumbers on lemmy: is this ok? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure one of the 90 degree angles could be done away with.

Author of Texas bill to ban 'furries' in schools cannot come up with examples of it happening in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 117 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This guy absolutely beats his dick to furry porn.

I'm new to lemmy. Any tips or advice? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 3 points 7 months ago

Lube up sailor.

Is there homelessness in China? Why or why not? What happens in China if someone can't pay rent? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 7 months ago (5 children)

No, they eat the homeless in China.

Researchers secretly experimented on Reddit users with AI-generated comments in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 1 points 7 months ago

Just ignore him he got banned for posting his balls in thread about cats wearing clothes.

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