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Each pack is a mix of random flavors hallucinated by an LLM of your pick. The pricing varies based on how unhinged you want your model to be. The level of woke is inversely proportional to the amount you pay.

It can be a brand new corporate buzzword. Don't let politicans have all the fun

Earth is actually a hourglass filled with hourgas. I won't explain

This one time I did argue with them about the stuff I learnt from NY times and they dogpiled on me and broke me. They are very organized and have the same ideas and it is impossible to have a civil discussion without getting constantly dunked on and everything you say becomes imperialist propaganda for them and I couldn't even disengage but that wasn't even the worst part of it. That night I had strange dreams about pigs eating beans and the beans kept repeating "Hi! I am beanis! boil me! boil me! and eat me" and when I woke up from that strange nightmare, there was a pig in my room and it was sh*ng on it's own bls!!! Can you imagine how traumatic that was for me? On top of that it was carrying a note that said "Make sure to feed him more slop ^_^ " I was terrified so I did as I was instructed to. I am literally shaking as I type this... You seriously don't know what they are capable of.

When I grow up I want to become a magic beanis that grows into an infinitely growing bean stalk that gives free beanis and free beanis trunk real estate where you can build a bean house with my beanis wood and leaves (they will grow back immediately) to all creatures except for bourgeois and we will become one very berry beeg happy family

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